How do you get a Mexicans attention? By calling him by his name.

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What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

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awkies when u see danni white fingering jacob :0;0;0;0, and jamie fingering himself..............

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roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

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Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

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I going to the kitchen to make a #sandwich.....oh wait this isn't twitter

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HEYEEYAHEYAYYAEEAHHAAA

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i keep getting thumbs down...

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A penis walks into a bar..

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Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

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Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

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A man walks into a bar. Then he buys a beer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

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A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

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I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

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Have you heard about the Polish princess? There isn't one. The Polish monarchy was abolished in 1918.

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Are you a tree

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A man invented a time machine that didn't work. Because he wasn't a scientist, he was an ice cream man.

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A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him.

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your mom is so fat.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One

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What do you call a black guy who gives out change? A cashier.

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Yo mama is so fat she has a gym membership and a diet plan to lose weight

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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