Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

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What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin that someone shot with red paintballs.

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Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

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Knock Knock. There was no answer.

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What did Kermit the frog say at Jim Henson's funeral? Nothing.

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

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What happens when a man runs naked into a bank? He doesn't get service because he isn't wearing shoes or a shirt

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A guy walks into a bar. After only 10 minutes, he leaves. The bar closes in 10 minutes.

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A pigeon walks into a bar. Someone left the door opened.

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what did the blond do when her house was on fire? she called the fire department, because that would be the correct thing to do in such a situation.

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why would a man mistake a watermelon for AK-47? i dont know. The man probably has mental issues.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

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wanna here a joke? you.

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Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

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Your mother is so fat.

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A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

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Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

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What is the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family

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How many new born babies does it take to cover the wall? Depends on how hard you throw'em

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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