What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

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knock knock..... ding dong...... knock knock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! they weren't home

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whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

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Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

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whats brown and sticky? whatever is coming from your pants

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why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

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A blonde was very smart, and nobody made fun of her when she sometimes made small mistakes like every other person regardless of hair color.

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what happened when spongebob and Patrick were mean to sandy? she made a hurricane

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A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

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i named my son Frodo because he was little

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i got 99 problems.... and aids is one

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What's the most common way to become mentally challenged? Getting hit by a shovel a couple times

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

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Whats Jewish and Funny? A Jewish Comedian.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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Why doed Dorris suffer from incontinence? A weiner dog punctured her bladder.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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what is blue and fuzzy? Blue Fuzz

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What's the difference between a banana and a monkey? They're both yellow, except the monkey

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- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

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how do you kill a bird? tie it to a tree throw a wasp nest at it and run the tree over with a semi filled with manure

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Hey. I came up with an anti-joke. I posted it here.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

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