you give like i give lomain

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I once went to a Haitian party, yea.. The DJ really brought the house down.

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There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

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What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

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Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

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Do you know why the kid jumped down the 50 foot hole? I dont know, jump in and ask him.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Hey connor and brett its ben, you are both at my house

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It was okay, then Alice my friend and a nurse insisted (she can be a total bitch) I take a painkiller, of course that messed up my focus completely and threw off my hypnotic suggestion which I use to shut down the pain receptors. Ironically I cannot seem to shut off my allergy to dust. Oh, yeah it was the standard bullshit Mensa test, ten patterns or something, oh and while I am terrible at trivia, I am actually much smarter than a fifth grader, I mean one kid told me he was smarter because he could do math better than me and he could, so I choked the little bitch to death, who is the smartest one now?

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There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

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Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

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drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

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What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

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How do people from Indian Hill laugh? Like an Indian, huh, huh, huh!

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How many pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbuld? Likely the same number as is required when people of non-polish descent screw in lightbulds. Overall however it is variable based on the number or bulbs, position of bulbs in relation to ceiling, potential shakiness of required ladder, and desired efficiency. Please reference GE's lightbuld home instillation handbook for further information or alternately contact your local electrician or handy neighbor.

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How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb? It would probably be the court janitor who was responsible for that job, rather than the lawyers.

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Why did the woman put super glue on her sun glasses? Because she stepped on them and they broke.

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a jewish man walks into a wall with an erection. what hits first? his erection

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Did you fall on your head when you were a baby Oh, Im very sorry.

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What did the hunter say when he saw the elephants coming? Here come the elephants. What did the hunter say when he saw the elephants coming wearing a pair of sunglasses? Like wearing a pair of sunglasses as a dhitty disguise would confuse me. I took law at UCLA before becoming a professional game hunter and I've been in this business for almost 10 years. I think I know an elephant with or without sunglasses.

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a pig ate a hobo, the hobo was a blind rapist from canada

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burn baby burn your nanas burning

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A horse walked into a bar, and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?". The horse replied, "It's evolutionarily efficient to have an elongated skull so that I can eat vegetation with ease."

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"What's long, black, and smelly?" "The unemployment line." Upon hearing his boss tell this joke, the accountant files a complaint with human resources and the boss must attend several work training classes to develop a better sense of racial awareness and compassion. The workplace soon becomes a much less threatening environment for all people.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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