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Why can't Jeff drive a car? because he is a rock.

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot!

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Did you hear about the kid from Texas? He shot his campus up.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Q: Who wants a chick with big breasts? A: Everyone apparently, because chickens are being genetically engineered that way because people are racist about what part of the chicken then want to eat. The white meat or the dark meat. Guess what? Now they can't walk because they are top heavy. And who's fault is that? The people who only eat the white meat.

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Why did suzy not eat her breakfast? because i stapled her to the table.

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Why did the Albino cross the road? He was going to the skin pigment store.

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Three men are sitting in a tub. One of them says "Toss me the soap." The second one says "Toss me the shampoo." The third one says "Toss me the toaster."

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Fish don't run.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from K.F.C

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whats worse than killing someone? finding out your mom is your dad

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roses are red violets are blue sunflowers are yellow I bet you were expecting something romantic but this is just gardening facts

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What do a goat and an eagle have in common? They both can fly, except for the goat.

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Why cant Sally ride her bike? Because she has ceribal pausly

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Boys have swag, real men have class

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died

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What is square and grey? A grey square.

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What's red and can't speak ? A strawberry

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Roses are red, violets are red, Tulips are red, bushes are red.... WTF MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE.

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roses are red yoda is green my lightsaber needs 2 hands if you know what i mean

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What is small, slimy, and thrown in the garbage? A stillborn

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What happened to jimmy when he stepped on a rusty nail? He died of of tetanus.

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what do u say when u steal something? STOLEN!!!!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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