- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

Bariande: I have a belly button Kraken: haha who doesnt? MissAwkward: i dont Barinade: neither do i. haha this happened on tiny chat.

North Korea is red. Amerika is blue. But they both split blood. All over you

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

what do women and men have in common? nothing, women are inferior

whaT DID HEVEN SAY TO THE FRIDGE hAVE YOU GOT A COLD

What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

I forgot how the joke starts but the punchline goes something something something your moms a slut.

What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

why did the chicken cross the road ...WHO FREAKING CARES!!!!

What did the black man see when he looked in the mirror? His reflection.

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

What looks like half an Apple? The other half.

I pregnant woman wakes in the night because she had a mis-carriage.

Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

Why was the baby's face red? Because it was bloody.

A lion walks into petsmart and asks the cashier were the dog food is. The Cashier replies your a cat and the cat food is in isle 4 you pussy

Is your refrigerator running? I heard there was a power outage in your area.

Why did the cop pull the black guy over because he was speeding

What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

Why was the little boy crying? Because a stranger shoved explosives up his butthole.

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