- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

Yo mama is so fat she has a gym membership and a diet plan to lose weight

What do you call 50 jewish, homeless men peeing into a river? Pollution.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

What's funnier than an anti-joke? Sarcasm.

Why was the blonde sad? Her phone was broken due to an NNEMP.

Whats worse then the Holocaust? Chlamydia.

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Why did the polar bear die? Global warming.

Why did the black man give his seat to a white man? Because the white man had a leg injury, and the black man was being a courteous good samaritan.

Have you seen the new Spiderman movie yet? No, Uncle ben hasn't seen it either.

What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

What's bad about a Hispanic Women and a White man dating? A: Nothing at all really, unless either of them become involved in drugs, alchohol, or unprotected sex, which can ruin any relationship.

Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table? Alot of things

And the guy who played Trapper John on MASH wins the coveted 'Last Famous TV Person to Die in 2015' award!!! Woooooooo!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a bus.

Long joke Your such a downey

why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

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