- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 45 pounds. My girlfriend was a fatass. Wasn't gonna make that mistake again when I found a woman to marry.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot lacked flying skills and experience.

Whats worse than being bored, Being you.

Q. Why was the Asian boy crying A. Because i stabbed his family

How do you make a dog hate you for the rest of its life? Steal its bone and beheaded it.

I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

Why could the kid not finish his homework? Because it flew out the window on the way to his parents funeral

whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

"Hey baby, did it hurt when you fell from up there?" "Waaaaaaahhhhh..." "Ok, let me kiss it better."

Roses are red, ill give you a wink, two in the pink, and one in the stink.

whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

What's worse than a tree getting cut down? This joke.

what is red and smells like paint red paint

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

How is a frog similar to a corn dog? They both have really long tongues, except for the corn dog

A child walks into a classroom.

I like playing in the balls. I like balls.

What's big, old, and brown? A tree.

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

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