- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green, has six legs and would kill you if it fell on you out of a tree? A pool table.

What's the difference between a ferrari and pile of dead babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

Q: What did the black man say to the sheriff? A: Good day, officer

Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

what did the African kid get for his birthday AIDS

What's the coolest place to be in the solar system? Uranus.

why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? ...You mean, you don't know?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because no cars were coming.

Woman:I give my Heart to You! Man:Thank You!!! The Woman then dies because one can't live without a heart

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

Why did Todd have intimacy problems? He was molested as a child.

What would Steve Jobs be doing if he were alive today? Dying.

Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

Face...tastes like chicken!

Why did the man soil himself at his daughters wedding? Because he has an enlarged prostate and has trouble sitting down for long periods of time.

what's brown and sticky A stick!

what falls from the sky, is white, and can kill you a refrigerator

So there's a monkey in a bar. I forgot the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

Q: What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage. But I don't have a pile of dead babies either. So, yeah.

Q: What the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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