why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? He likes bungie jumping, and wanted to cheer himself up by doing one of his favorite hobbies

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A: Ask me if I'm a tree! B: Are you a tree? A: No.

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The only positive thing in my life, is the HIV test! Lymmel

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i put a oie in the oven, it baked

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How do you double any amount of cash? Stack it up and fold it in half.

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Q: What did the farmer say when his tractor broke down? A: oh noo my tractor broke down.

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Thre jews walk into a bar i lied it was a gas chamber

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Roses are red Violents are blue Oranges

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What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket? No. A picture of a red bucket? No. A photo nailed to a red bucket, which shows a red bucket with a very realistic painting of a red bucket on it? Yes.

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What is Hitler's favourite Yu-Gi-Oh card? Blue Eyes, White Dragon.

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Rosees are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia and I do too

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Stranger at door: *Knock knock* Oliver Twist: Who's there? Stranger at door: Not your parents.

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2 guys shot up a morgue..... 13 bodies remain dead.

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What happend when they were 3 guys in the air? They were skydiving

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why was the man on the roof? he was about to commit suicide.

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"My dog doesn't have a nose" "How does it smell?" "It can't. It bled to death."

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My grandmother's zodiac sign was cancer, and she was killed by a giant crab.

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What do you call a man with no arms? Richard, as that is his name.

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A 21 year old man walks into a bar. After looking at the menu for a minute he orders the cocktail of the day. The bartender looks at the man in disbelief because he has such a baby face and looks like a teenage kid. The bartender politely asks to see his ID. The man pulls out his wallet and shows him his drivers license. Sure enough he was the legal age of drinking. The bartender says "Thank you" and gives him his beverage.

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The cow's name was Friday, But can you guess what day it died? Monday, it had a fun weekend with its family before it was brutally slaughtered.

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Yo momma's so ugly that she could not find another partner after the tragic death of your father

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Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was dead. Why'd the other monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was stapled to the dead monkey!

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The power of Mindfuck: What if you can only walk left when you are right? And if you can walk right when you are the only one left? What is left when everything is right? Moral: Create a right world by taking the left road? YOU PIECE OF FILTH!

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What do you call white trash Garbage

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