What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas A bike.

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Q: What were Peter's emotions after he bought his $2 million house? A: None, in fact he has no home, family and anyone to help him. his leg is pinned down by a large piece of metal that fell on him while looking for food to eat at a construction site, expect him to die of bleeding in the next 24 hours.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Why did Harry Potter go to meet Professor Lupin? --Because he wanted to practice casting his Patronus

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Why did the skeleton cross the road? It didn't. Anyone who would believe that is a complete moron.

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why did the family get sick?? because i fucked a girl with a parsnip then sold the parsnip to a family with 4 small children

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Why did the polar bear die? Global warming.

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What's funnier than an anti-joke? Sarcasm.

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why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

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Whats worse then the Holocaust? Chlamydia.

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What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

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Why did the black man give his seat to a white man? Because the white man had a leg injury, and the black man was being a courteous good samaritan.

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Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

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woman's rights

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What's bad about a Hispanic Women and a White man dating? A: Nothing at all really, unless either of them become involved in drugs, alchohol, or unprotected sex, which can ruin any relationship.

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Have you seen the new Spiderman movie yet? No, Uncle ben hasn't seen it either.

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Why was the blonde sad? Her phone was broken due to an NNEMP.

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What do you call 50 jewish, homeless men peeing into a river? Pollution.

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Yo mama is so fat she has a gym membership and a diet plan to lose weight

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A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

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cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

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A man invented a time machine that didn't work. Because he wasn't a scientist, he was an ice cream man.

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A black student graduated High School

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