What do you call a paralyzed man on a fishing boat? Robert

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What's the difference between a snake, and a lawyer? A snake cannot comprehend law, nor can one attend law school and set up an office. They are also different species.

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a black man is chasing a white man,, "sir you dropped your wallet'!!

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Why did the cook throw up at McDonalds? Because his pay check was made out to the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

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What's the difference between liberals and communists? Nothing.

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A man was wacking it and then his internet went down he then cut off his own balls then his internet came back

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the awkward moment when a fat person says they are fat

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Yo momma's so poor, she needs to work 2 jobs to support her family.

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What was pauls mum screaming? Rape

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what do you call an albino brown bear a polar bear

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A bar walks into a man

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Tic tac toe Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

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What's brown and sticky? The stuff that comes out of your anus

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Why didn't Jesus like Pizza? Because Pizza doesn't exist.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have ADD Check out this flashlight!

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Q:Why do you never run over black guy on a bicycle A: Because that is not a very nice thing to do

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A horse walked into a bar and asked for a pint. The barman said, 'Sorry, we don't serve horses.' Adele sighed and walked out.

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Why don't they have any badminton courts in the jungle? There just isn't the demand.

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Your dad is so hairy, that he shaves to look more cleanly.

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If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had a child it would be fictional.

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Tim: Hey Jennifer, do you wanna hear a joke? Jennifer: Okay Tim: Knock knock Jennifer: Who's there Tim: It's me Tim, you idiot

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Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of it's legs.

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Why did the cop hate black people? He was a racist.

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Bill: Heydidyouknowlosersaywhat Donny: What? Bill: Loser

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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