Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

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There are a fox and a chicken and the fox eats the chicken.

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I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because Suzie was a cucumber.

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A blonde keeps walking down her driveway to her mailbox.Finally, her neighbor asks, "Why?" The blonde replies, "The computer says I've got mail."

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Edward Smith had started telling a long rambling joke when William McMaster Murdoch cut him off with "I don't like where this is headed".

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Knock Knock Whose there? Yes I am a convicted child molester and by state law I must go door-to-door explaining the many cruel and vigorous crimes I have committed.

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Roses are red, my name is Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave

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how do you get a happy man to stop smiling? hit him in the face repeatedly untill he is dead.

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why did the black go to the KFC because he likes fried chicken

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kill yourself

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whats worse then having sex with a blonde? having sex with a cactus

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Q:Who has the highest K/D ratio in Call of Duty World at War A: Hitler, 6000000/1

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What's worse than 13 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 13 trees...

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Two peanuts were walking down the street, one was assaulted, the other was brutally raped.

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Whats louder than a dinosaur? 2 Dinosaurs

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timmy has no arms knock knock whos there? NOT TIMMY!!!

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Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

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An Irishman walks into a bar he asks for directions, and leaves.

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What did the black guy say when after he jumped in the pool? Wow, its kinda chilly.

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What's large and blue? Probably quite a few things.

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YouTube Is Red Facebook Is Blue Porn Hub Is Down You'll Have To Do

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What is more annoying then finding a worm in your apple you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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