- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue i bribed a hobo to eat my poopoo

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

whats worse than someone blowing out all your birthday candles? a piano dropping on your head.

I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

Hey Lady Gaga, Madonna called, she wants her clothes back; she lend them to you weeks ago for a concert because you didn't have anything to wear and you haven't returned them yet.

when life givs you lemons you say no thank you i dont take food from strangers

Its a sunny day. There's a tree and a bird. What did they say to each other? --------------------------------------------------- Nothing they can't talk.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's me, Jeremy. Oh, great to see you! Come inside. They then have a great time watching TV and eating snacks

A Black man and a Hispanic man were sitting in the back seat of a car. Who was driving? Their Asian friend who offered to take them to get lunch.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family

roses are violets red is blue i like doughnuts doughnuts are good

What is White on Top and Black on bottom? Micheal Jackson.

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked: "Why the long face?" The horse said: "My wife just died."

Once soon a time there was a boy named steven. He dropped his ice cream because... You know the rest

Whats long and red all over? This Cut on my arm, i should get it checked out.

Q: How do you stop a hijacked plane? A: The plane can't be hijacked because the pilots cabin is not accessable until the plane lands.

How many blondes does it take to skrew in a lightbulb? Usually just one.

if i have 2 bananas, and you have 2 bananas, then together we have 4 bananas what are the chances?

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