- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'll choke you with a hose

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

knock knock Whos there? (the boy who knocked proceeds to run away with laughter)

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes?

Q: what does a worm and a fish have in common? A: they are both a worm, apart from the fish

the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

How do you kill a squirrel? Take the jaws of life. Rip it in half. And suck on the organs.

Roses are red, violets are red, sunflowers are red, HOLY CRAP, MY GARDENS ON FIRE!

What did one orphan say to the other? 'Robin get in the car!'

Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

What do you call a kid with down syndrome and no arms? Whatever his name is.

A pigeon walks into a bar. Someone left the door opened.

Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin Before He Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

why did javonne choose club getaway madonna wanted to foster

why did the black man go to court he was a lawyer it's is job

Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

What did the southern uncle say to his nephew when he woke up? Good morning, son.

Does 2 + 2 = fish? No.

How does a printer work? You plug it in.

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