- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

your mom is so fat.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

How many tickles can you give an octopus? Ten tickles

Your mom's so dumb she has cancer...... oh wait that's racist

After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she couldn't afford one.

Why do people hate Jews? Because there is nothing to like about them

What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had stage 4 skin cancer.

Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. why? Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. See how easy it is to save with GEICO.

What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the kid? Red because he got hit by the bus.

Why did Johnny throw his money on the floor? Because he was giving it to charity

Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, because they weren't made. Cupcakes were made instead. Sorry, Muffins.

what can you blow up and sleep with at night? An air mattress

a chinese man pays the full price

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion? Answer- Take me to your weeder!

how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

Why was the teenage girl pregnant? She got raped by her dad.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

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