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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None. It is an avian species incapable of throwing such a heavy material as wood.

How many sumo wrestlers does it take to lift a huge rock? The point of lifting a rock just to lift a rock is stupid, so why would you get 3 sumo wrestlers to come out and waste their time.

I drive in driveways. I recite in recitals. I play in plays. I park on parkways. My greenhouse is green. And my boxing ring is round. Why does everyone think I'm weird??

Q: why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: what 10 year old WOULDN'T?

What do men and parking spots have in common? Both often have cars on top of them. Vehicular manslaughter is a serious issue.

Gary: Hey Bill, wanna hear a joke? Bill: Yes Gary: Okay.

Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

My Butthole.

what did the robot say to the black guy? I'LL BE BACK

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on the training and hence productivity of the babies.

Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators are whitWhen falling from trees, they kill you

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Why does Rupert the Bear wear chequered trousers? Because that's how the creator originally drew him.

I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

When I was little I used to love to dig up worms. Out of my ass.

What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

I can't believe they been together for 16 years!! Who? Deez Nutz!

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

What did the black man say while getting mauled by a jungle cat? "Help im dying", as the animal riped him peice by peice with fear in his eyes he died slowly as the jungle cat draged him back to its den helplessly he fades away and the animal eats him.

Why couldn't the man walk? He lost his legs when he stepped on a land mine in Afghanistan.

What did the blonde say to the brunette? I just ate a chicken panini.

What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

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