Once soon a time there was a boy named steven. He dropped his ice cream because... You know the rest

Q: How do you stop a hijacked plane? A: The plane can't be hijacked because the pilots cabin is not accessable until the plane lands.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

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What is White on Top and Black on bottom? Micheal Jackson.

Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

if you don't like this you're gay

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Well thats a stupid question, just one.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked: "Why the long face?" The horse said: "My wife just died."

if i have 2 bananas, and you have 2 bananas, then together we have 4 bananas what are the chances?

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's me, Jeremy. Oh, great to see you! Come inside. They then have a great time watching TV and eating snacks

What the difference between a mexican family and a bench? The bench can support the family

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

When will pigs fly? When they grow horns

Whats funnier than a black guy dieing? Everything thats not funny

What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

Whats long and red all over? This Cut on my arm, i should get it checked out.

roses are violets red is blue i like doughnuts doughnuts are good

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

How many blondes does it take to skrew in a lightbulb? Usually just one.

A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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