- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the pineapple say to the cucumber? Nothing...the pineapple was incapable of speech, for twas only an infant.

Roses are Red, uh..uh..ahhhhh oh shit I just came that curse is true

The funniest thing about this joke is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything its to late to stop reading it

man ur hairline is soooo far back the archaeologists couldn't find it

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart But the very next day Your body rejected it and you went into cardiac arrest, we both died

Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

I man was taking a major shiit He forgot to wipe

I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

What do stupid fat ugly women always say to me? “I think you have a problem with women.”

Why did the girl fall out of the tree? Because she had no arms

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how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

Why did the boys shout ZACHATTACK? Because zach was attacking

Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

What do you get when a white person and a black person make a baby? A possible high functioning member of society.

Fine, start by proving to me that you can be a reasonable human being, and I will meet you myself, I have too many of those that rely on my guidance and protection in order for me to send myself off to some suicide mission. Say, are you familiar with the Antony Stark method?

I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

The GOV and the WHO?

I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

A white man is found dead in an alley way, who was the murderer? The black guy trying to climb up the walls to escape.

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