- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde keeps walking down her driveway to her mailbox.Finally, her neighbor asks, "Why?" The blonde replies, "The computer says I've got mail."

There are a fox and a chicken and the fox eats the chicken.

Knock Knock Whose there? Yes I am a convicted child molester and by state law I must go door-to-door explaining the many cruel and vigorous crimes I have committed.

Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

Roses are red, my name is Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because Suzie was a cucumber.

A horse walks into a bar, prompting the show-jumping judges to subtract points for failing to clear the obstacle.

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

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If a tree falls on a woman, and no one is around to hear it, what is a tree doing in the kitchen?

Why didnt suzy give mary i high five? because i cut off her hand

how do you make a quiet person talk? you water-board them

Why can't february march Because april may

The truth is he loves her!!

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming and it seemed like a safe time to cross

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What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

What did the tourist in Africa get? AIDS

What did the penguin do in the desert? He died .

What is "race car" spelled backwards? rac ecar.

Why is it easy to steal candy from a baby? Because the baby is smaller, weaker and would not pose any threat.

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