how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

i cant STAND cripple jokes

Why was the teenage girl pregnant? She got raped by her dad.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

Knock knock Who's there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ, your lord and savior.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

What does it mean when somebody is Jewish? They eat palahuardo por sinquevos for breakfast. Qua.

What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

what can you blow up and sleep with at night? An air mattress

Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and now has two jobs to support her family.

an emo girl walked into a white room

What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

Beethoven! It is true? Did you really lose your hearing? Yes.

So many dudes win with your mom who even knows if i'm your father!!

Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

If you're happy and you know it get a life

Why cant a black person read? Because there is nothing to read...

Q: Wanna hear a joke? A: the WNBA

Patient: Doctor, it hurts when I run, I might have arthritis. Doctor: Let me check.... 5 minutes later... Doctor: It turs out you have 3 bullets in your legs. Patient: Ohhh, I get it now.

Jesse's mom is so god damn fat that it is an extreme danger just being around her

12/23/2012

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