I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

How do you get a Mexicans attention? By calling him by his name.

A penis walks into a bar..

A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

A man walks into a bar. Then he buys a beer.

awkies when u see danni white fingering jacob :0;0;0;0, and jamie fingering himself..............

I going to the kitchen to make a #sandwich.....oh wait this isn't twitter

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

i keep getting thumbs down...

Pickles are moist.

HEYEEYAHEYAYYAEEAHHAAA

If your reading this you will realize that this sentence means nothing and I have just taken 5 seconds of your life that you'll never get back.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

Yo mama is so fat she has a gym membership and a diet plan to lose weight

What do you call 50 jewish, homeless men peeing into a river? Pollution.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

your mom is so fat.

What do you call a black guy who gives out change? A cashier.

A man invented a time machine that didn't work. Because he wasn't a scientist, he was an ice cream man.

A black student graduated High School

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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