- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Buttercups are yellow Thats about it

Friends are like lettuce; If you eat their head, they die

knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

Yo Momma so old, that she has arthritis.

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

Why did the american block the road? Because he just ate at Mc donalds.

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

why was the movie rated PG 13? mild violence and sexual content

Have you seen Helen Keller's house? Well, It's an old style ranch home in a respectable neighborhood.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

What's the difference between a Chinese guy and a bucket of fried chicken? There are numerous differences.

Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

A man walks into a bar. He has had a tough day at work and unwinds with a beer. He goes home to his loving family. He makes love to his wife that night. It's good but not great.

What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

a tiger swims into the indian ocen and eats a tuna. the tiger shortly dies

How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

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