- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

"Imagine a World Without Free Knowledge" -I'm not imagining, thanks Wikipedia!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sunflowers are yellow, Daises are white.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

whats worse then being married to your dog eating your dog out

What did the Asian see when he went to Youtube.com? Youtube.com

Who is the dumbest person on the entire internet? Shortpoet-GTD

Wh ydo i Hate you? 'COs Your a Gimp!

Why did the boy jizz?...........he was getting a blowjob!!!

why did joe diragi cross the road there was food on the other side

The Juice where prosecuted by many time.

Do you know whats funny? No do you know i was asking a question

A priest a rapist and a child molester walk into a bar. He orders a drink

whats black and large -me

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: my red painted d*ck

boy and girl are flipping a coin, coin lands on heads, boy: get down bitch

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a psychopath

Roses are red, Violets are Violets. Screw this poem. Potato.

I had a submarine.... once

A black man is picking cotton in a southern white mans field. This is because the white man is paying a more than fair wage and the black man is a 3rd generation cotton picker who enjoys taking part in his heritage.

Yo mama's so fat, that we are all extremely concerned for her health.

How did the three girls get free drinks? Two of them were attractive and out of obligation to "the game" the third girl was also purchased a beverage.

What's black and yellow and flies? I dont know.

What did the atheist say to the jew. Well first they had a long discussion about religion and the jew was actually made an atheist. Truly the work of God.

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