- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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But officer, I did come to a full stop!

Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

What did one sausage say to the other? Nothing. Sausages don't talk...

what did the man say to his cat? sex. -teagan doherty

justin bieber over spongebob snicker

Boys go to college to get more knowledge, girls go to Jupiter... Actually I lied, girls go to the kitchen

How can you make sure your friend wont die of cancer? Decapitate him

Whos worse than Akise Teague. Mike Vick

Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

How do you torture Helen Keller? You put her on a table and slowly pull her limbs off

someone says they've been "dying laughing"... no they haven't; they're quite capable of still breathing and functioning in every day life.

Q: What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? A: I don't know; I was too busy trying to find my camera.

Two polar bears were sitting in a bathtub. One said to the other, "Could you pass the saop?". The other say, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?".

A man walks out of his house and sees a......BIRD!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a speeding moped.

If 1+1=2, then you must have passed first grade arithmetic.

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

HEYEEYAHEYAYYAEEAHHAAA

I going to the kitchen to make a #sandwich.....oh wait this isn't twitter

Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

A man walks into a bar. Then he buys a beer.

Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

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