- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

How did Hitler fit 100 jews in his car? He didn't, he was too busy killing them in concentration camps.

Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

Why did the man die? A fridge fell on him.

why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

What do you call a man that's not funny? An un - funny man!

knock knock whos there micheal jackson too soon

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in the street? 11 babies in the street.

yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

A black man and a muslim enter a bar. The Black man pulls out a gun in an attempt to commit a robbery, however the muslim opened his jacket, screamed "Allah Akkbar" and blew himself up. Everyone died.

Q:what did the 14 year old girl from Tennessee say to her dad when she lost her virginity? A: Get off of me

What do you call a black elephant? An elephant.

How do Chinese parents name their children? With deep thought and consideration about a thoughtful, respectful and honorable name.

What is Rebecca Blacks favorite resurant? T.G.I Fridays...

What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

What did the nerd say to the cheerleader? Wouldn't you like to know? Mind your own business.

Why did the chicken have a sore neck? Because the farmer cut the chicken's head off, and the body ran around for three minutes until it finally bled to death.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

What do you call a black person who has fallen? an ambulance

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