Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

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an emo girl walked into a white room

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Why cant a black person read? Because there is nothing to read...

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12/23/2012

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Beethoven! It is true? Did you really lose your hearing? Yes.

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Jesse's mom is so god damn fat that it is an extreme danger just being around her

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What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

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Patient: Doctor, it hurts when I run, I might have arthritis. Doctor: Let me check.... 5 minutes later... Doctor: It turs out you have 3 bullets in your legs. Patient: Ohhh, I get it now.

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so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

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Tina: Mom, would you love me if I was straight Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was gay Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was Bi Mom: No Tina: Why not Mom: Because that's selfish!

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What's the difference between Jew and a bread? Bread does not scream when you put him in oven.

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How about that airline food?

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What did the monkey say to the African American? Monkeys cannot speak, therefore it would not be able to communicate with an African American, who is an equally respected member of the community, in an efficient way.

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Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Tulips are brown, I need to stop working on my flower garden after fisting a cows butthole.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SPONGEBO... nope bin laden

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What did your mother say after I beat her? Nothing, because she was dead.

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The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

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Why was six afraid of seven? Six wasn't. He listens in on women's self defense classes and can deliver a kick to the crotch so hard that it will create for you a new vagina.

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Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

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My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

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knock knock whos there ben ben who ben ages since i seen you !!! vote this up please or a unicorn will die , unicorns are not real , but a moth can ride bikes so please vote this down

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Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

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So a horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" It proceeds to then crap on the floor and walk out,because its a horse.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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