- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

watched pride and prejudice last night. I hate period dramas... too much blood

How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

"bus driver pressed the horn at my mum and she stuck a finger up at him " Not the first time she's got the horn and shoved a finger up

why did the dog chase the cat? because the cat chased the dog first.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm locked in someone's basement, Please help me.

What does a salmon and a falcon have in common They both live underwater except for the falcon.

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

Whats the difference between a cow and a sheep a cow goes baa and a sheep goes moo

Why wad six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sexual offender.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? because it got shot before it could get there.

Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

What do you call a black person born in America? American.

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

try this on someone: Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock Who's There? Knock Knock They will keep asking who's there while you laugh

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

Roses are red, violets are blue! Damn, the florist messed up the colors again!

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? The Big Bang. -BG_Shank_A

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

A seven foot tall kindergartener walks into a bar. He is reduced to tears after being ridiculed for his inordinate height and unappealing physical appearance. A bartender then proceeds to escort him out of the bar for being underaged. -BG_Shank_A

Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

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