- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

You just sunk my battleship! 5,000 people just perished at the bottom the ocean in a war for pointless political reasons.

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

Why did the little girl walk into the wall? Because she was blind.

why didn't the boy get his soda Because the cashier shot him

Why can't penguins fly? Because their wings are adapted to swim and not to fly

Women's Rights

Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

An Irishman, a Jew, an Asian, and a Priest all walk into a bar This is an example of a well-balanced community

What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

My dads so gay he has sex with other men for fun.

What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar. It's an average bar. However these men don't drink. The priest ordered some onion rings, the minister fries and the rabbi poutine. They're good friends despite their different religious views.

Rubies are red Some diamonds are blue I have candy so get in my car

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

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What's big, hard, in the water, and isolated? Shutter Island

What's funnier than an anti-joke? Sarcasm.

Ben: do you want to hear a joke. jack: yh go on then, i bet its funny. Ben: Your future.

I enjoy Popcorn

What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

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