Patient: Doctor, it hurts when I run, I might have arthritis. Doctor: Let me check.... 5 minutes later... Doctor: It turs out you have 3 bullets in your legs. Patient: Ohhh, I get it now.

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What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

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If you're happy and you know it get a life

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Why did the black person jump the fences? because he was in a relay race.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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Your momma is so short, she needed my help to reach something off the top shelf.

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Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

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What do I hate? people

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What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

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Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

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how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

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What does it mean when somebody is Jewish? They eat palahuardo por sinquevos for breakfast. Qua.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

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Why was the teenage girl pregnant? She got raped by her dad.

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a man walked into a bar and said ow

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Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

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what can you blow up and sleep with at night? An air mattress

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i cant STAND cripple jokes

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What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion? Answer- Take me to your weeder!

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Knock knock Who's there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ, your lord and savior.

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What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he wanted to

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a chinese man pays the full price

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Yo mommas so fat We are terribly concerned about her health

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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