- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

What did the kid with all F's on his report card get? Beat by his parents

an american an asian and a jihadist got on a train where did they go no where as the jihadist was strapped to c4

A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

What did the farmer say when he couldnt find his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

What's the difference between an egg and a Llama? The'yre both not lamps.

Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, I do not stand for them.

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Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

Whats the hardest thing to have sex with? a goldfish.

What did the potato say to the man It said nothing it is a potato

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

What's black on top, and white on the bottom? Rape.

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

How tall is oprah.. 5'7

Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

Harry Potter: Hey voldemort, you wanna go get our noses pierced?? Voldemort: I killed your parents.

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