Yo mommas so fat We are terribly concerned about her health

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was sexually abusive.

a man walked into a bar and said ow

Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he wanted to

how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

a chinese man pays the full price

Knock knock Who's there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ, your lord and savior.

i cant STAND cripple jokes

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

what can you blow up and sleep with at night? An air mattress

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

What does it mean when somebody is Jewish? They eat palahuardo por sinquevos for breakfast. Qua.

Why was the teenage girl pregnant? She got raped by her dad.

Why cant a black person read? Because there is nothing to read...

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Jesse's mom is so god damn fat that it is an extreme danger just being around her

If you're happy and you know it get a life

Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

So many dudes win with your mom who even knows if i'm your father!!

an emo girl walked into a white room

Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and now has two jobs to support her family.

Q: Wanna hear a joke? A: the WNBA

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