- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

Why did Sarah fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

How do you make a clown cry? Hit him with a chair then rape his children

Why do elephants paint there feet yellow? so they can hide in mustard bottles. Have you ever seen an elephant in a mustard bottle? exactly

What's the only animal that has to be oiled? any animal I can think of

I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

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Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

How many tortoises does it take to change a light bulb? One. Just don't expect it to be done quick.

how did the little black boy cross the river? he walked over the bridge.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Kevin. Which? Kevin Smith or Kevin Johnson? Kevin Johnson. Oh ok, come in please.

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Why was the guy not asleep Because he was awake

Why couldn't the bartender sell alcoholic beverages? He got fired

A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

Girl: What is your phone number? Guy: 1-800-Choke-Dat-Ho

A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him.

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What did the black guy say in the phone? Hello

What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

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