- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

Where would it be hard to find handicapped parking? At the paralympics.

When life gives you lemons, you throw them at your friends. If they throw them back, duck

Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

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How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

Inspirational speaker: "You can judge a man by the way he treats those who can do nothing for him." Me: "Hitler loved dogs."

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So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick

What do you call someone who kills a black person? A cop

Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Food and blankets from a nearby shelter.

Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to use a female name.

When life throws you melons, You probably won't catch them.

Why was the clown in red shoes wearing skis? Because he likes to ski in red shoes, and he's a clown

Q:what has 6 legs and rides a unicycle! A: nothing!!! Duh!

What did the Rasta man say when he got his dread stuckin the toilet ?

Why did the blind man walk into a shop He didin't walked into a wall

what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

why did the chicken cross the road? because colonel sanders was chasing it with an axe

What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

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