how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw 'em.

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A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

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how many black people are... wait stereotypical jokes are for fags

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hi hi stop! no yes no no stop no grr lol i will get you back not if i fool grrrrrrr BOOM BOOMBOTH:GRRR BOOM BOOM lol lol both:grrrr THE END BY STICK SMOKER

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Why did the boy die? He got hit by the school bus.

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Probably nothing as the social economy of the black race has been low in 2011 and hasn't raised by a penny in 2012.

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Roses are red my name is dave this poem makes no bloody sense microwave

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A man and a women are having sex. He farted so she left before he came.

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The world blows up and everyone except for one man and his house make it out alive "Knock knock" "Whos there?" "Me" "Me who?" "Ummmm, its me, duh" It turns out the man was very bored and decided to go knock on his own door and tell knock knock jokes

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Me - "Wanna hear something that will make me laugh?" *giggles* friend - "Sure." teehee if anyone gets it.

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Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson are camping out. After they set up their tent and get inside to go to sleep, they look up at the stars. Holmes asks Watson to make a deduction. "Well, Holmes, I think it's highly probable that other planets outside our own, among those many stars up there, could have sentient life." Holmes points up and says, "Someone stole our tent, you idiot."

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What did the lawyer name his daughter. he couldnt because both the baby and his wife died in child birth.

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Throughout her entire pregnancy Sheniqua smoked, drank, and did many narcotic drugs such as heroin and cocaine. Why did she lose her baby before coming to term? Because I strangled her to death for being black.

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dead dibbs

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What do a fish and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

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Roses are red Violets are blue one plus one Equals two

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he's CHICKEN.

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Kittens are orange, puppies are grey, and they both make good pets

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How did the black man survive the Train crash? He didnt, he died liked everyone else

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My dog has no nose, how does it smell? Using its anus.

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Two men are talking: Bob: "Do you like fishsticks?" Joe: "Yes I do." Bob: "Your a gay fish."

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Why did the money due? Because it fell out of the tree

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What do you call a spider with no legs? A spider.

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Wish me luck these are the ten numbers on my keno 19 65 80 2 34 72 68 22 12 8

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