How do you get Pikachu on a Bus? Pikachu Is A Fictional Charecter.

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

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What is the difference between a goat? It can neither ride a bike.

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Why didn't the guy have kids? He didn't want them

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Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

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What do you call an office worker with no arms or legs? A paraplegic.

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why do leprecon's laugh when they run through the grass? because it tickel's their balls

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, chickens aren't capable of crossing roads without being involved in a car accident.

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What's black and chrispy inside? A black guy with bonecancer

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What made your girlfriend laugh to death? You dropped my pants.

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A. Did you hear about the circus fires? b. They were intense. (in tents)

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What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

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What if someone sold your socks to a Jew? I would blackflip through the air and shit on his chest.

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Q: What happens when a Jew with a boner runs into a wall? A: He breaks his nose.

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What comes after 69... Mouthwash

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing. I don't know. Why? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

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What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

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What did the cop say to his belly? "Hey in there!"

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Knock Knock. The doors unlocked you can come in. The two men have a nice conversation while enjoying a couple of beers and then order a pizza because they get hungry.

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Meanwhile in Josh and Dannys apartment....(Danny: I'm finally gonna play amnesia! Josh: You'll die Danny: No I won't Josh: Fine tell me when your done Danny: Ok Josh: Cya 3 Hours later Danny has been stuck in a part. Of the game because he was scared to leave that spot. He builds up the courage to leave there. He sees the monster screams Josh hears runs in the room his character died in the game as Danny has a violent seizure and dies. Josh mourns the death of his friend for years.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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