- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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YOUR MOMMA IS SO FAT WHEN SHE JUMPED FOR JOY........she didn't get stuck because there's nothing to get stuck in.

whats the difference between a phone and Helen Keller? you listen to the phone and you smash Helen Keller on the head with a spiked baseball bat

Q:What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

Scumbag steve walks into his friend's dorm room, and finds out he has epilepsy. He then flicks the lights on and off really fast

Nope, I mean you can try, but my phone is busted and the code on the chip my galpal here managed to finally get into the cell, has sixteen digits so damn small that none of us can read it,

KNOCK KNOCK. WHO'S THERE? BOO. OH, HEY. COME IN. ....

What's funnier than New York City? ADAM STOCK! By Logan in South Dakota

Q: Why is there never sun beaming at the castle? A: Because the castle is full of knights.

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

Q. Why can't Stevie wonder read? A. Because he is black

Where does a successful black person live? Neverland.

adam hodgson !

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because her husband was abusive and he killed her for not making him a sandwich. They had to take the body the the funeral home so she could have a proper ceremony. Her friends and family mourned her daeth.

What do you call a black man with a club? Tiger woods.

Why did Sally fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

Two swallows migrate to Africa. One swallows initiates the conversation, that's when the other catch fire.

A black man walks into a bar. He is then beaten upon and hung, as this is the 50s.

Q: What do you do when you see a half dead black guy on your front lawn? A: Call the ambulance because he is dying

what did the father say to his son whom had only one arm? hey son.

This will be the least popular anti-joke. Dislike this joke.

Son come here OK daddy Daddy what are you doing DADDY NO! DADDY NO!

What do you get when you come across a blonde. Depression, because you want to do her, but you know that will never happen cause you spend to much time sitting on your ass looking at anti-jokes.

If Billy has 4 apples in his left hand and 6 apples in his right hand, what does he have? Very large hands.

Why is facebook ruining all of the world's social skills? Because Mark Zuckerberg has Asperger's.

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