Q: Wanna hear a joke? A: the WNBA

So many dudes win with your mom who even knows if i'm your father!!

What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

What does it mean when somebody is Jewish? They eat palahuardo por sinquevos for breakfast. Qua.

what can you blow up and sleep with at night? An air mattress

a chinese man pays the full price

What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was sexually abusive.

Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he wanted to

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion? Answer- Take me to your weeder!

What do Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

i cant STAND cripple jokes

Why was the teenage girl pregnant? She got raped by her dad.

Yo mommas so fat We are terribly concerned about her health

Knock knock Who's there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ, your lord and savior.

a man walked into a bar and said ow

How many tickles can you give an octopus? Ten tickles

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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