- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get if you cross a horse with a cow? A horse and a cow.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

chuck norris was bit by a snake, a few hours later he died

What should you do if a stranger picks you up? Politely request that he put you down.

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

Four brothers joined the army and were deployed to Iraq. Two of them committed suicide.

Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops. tom halls mum

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

How many babies can you fit in a bottle? None, a bottle is too small

What did the Asian say to his racist friend? You're racist

Mohamed is driving a taxi to the airport at 20mph How many pounds of explosives are strapped to his chest?

How do you get a Blonde to brake her nosebone? You put your dick under a glastable! QQ

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

Q: Why is the sky green? A: It's not

What is your name, sir? My name is not Sir, my name is Jeff.

Who job is it to protect the forest? Obiously a male and/or female forest ranger of smokey the bear. It's that simple.

pretty soon we'll all be dead

A man had sex with his secretary. She was his wife.

WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

Contrary to the popular saying, "An apple a day keeps the doctor away," if you get cancer there's nothing an apple can do...

wHY DIDN'T THE HORSE FINISH COLLEGE? HIS GRANT RAN OUT AN HE COULDN'T GET ANOTHER STUDENT LOAN.

What time will the little girl get up for school? Never, she died in her sleep.

Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

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