- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse answers, "Because I'm an alcoholic."

Why was little Bobby Smith crying on Christmas day? Because the doctor diagnosed him with terminal cancer.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock? Who's there? Not Mary.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would too if your name was Gnrwhaf

What did the black guy who was lost in Syria say? "Where am I?"

??????????? ??????????????? "Hello, idiot teacher! You eat milk."

What did Wonder Woman say to Superman? I'm wonder woman.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a Guinness.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, and died of cancer

What did the penguin wearing a blue sweater say to the sink? I am a penguin wearing a blue sweater.

Your mother is so ugly it affects her self esteem.

What are annoying? Ads.

I hope your not allergic to bees Because your about to be attacked by a live tiger.

Why did the black man die? Kidney Failure.

Why did Paul let Johnny choke to death? Because Paul had no arms.

Tell me you're a rapist. You're a rapist. This joke makes no sense. Mashed potatoes.

Roses are red, But ravens are black, Please go to China, and never come back!

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

the WNBA.

Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

Why was the student late for class? Because paraplegics can't drive.

How do you knock a clown off a swing? Hit it with an axe multiple times.

How do you get a blonde to stop talking? Hit her in the head with a brick.

How many bears does it take to screw in a light bulb? None; it’s a fairly menial task requiring little more than a single human hand. Requisitioning any number of bears for the effort would be an extremely dangerous “Rube Goldberg”-esque solution to simple problem.

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