Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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have you seen hellen kellers new treehouse? no well neither has she

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What do you call a place full of large volumes of random, unwanted knowledge? The usersub on this site.

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There was once a guy who was so crazy...he was sectioned.

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Why was Timmy sore? He'd been playing with his cornhole along with his friends all day!

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A guy walks into a bar, orders a drink, and nothing interesting happens.

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Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

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Did you know that Helen Keller had a swing set? neither did she.

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What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

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What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

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I forgot to tell you something I forgot wat it was

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Meanwhile, at La'kaneisha's family reunion, they had a great time eating caviar, steamed lobster, and rare bull testicals.

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Why is yellow afraid of 7? Impossible. Colors have no sense of fear.

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What do you call a black jew? Overcooked

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

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What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

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Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

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All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

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cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

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Roses are red, violets are blue, if you had a pulmonary embolism, you would be too

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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

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Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It got hit by a stone. Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game. Why did the Kangaroo die? It was hit by three falling Koalas.

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Q: Why did Susan fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Q: Why did no one help her up? A: She had no friends Q: why was she at the play ground? A: Her parents were fighting again Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susan

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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