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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, chocolate milk.

You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

My mom always said that jumping in a pile of leaves was fun! That was before a 20 foot long iguana bit her head off...

YOU WONT GIVE THIS A THUMBS UP!!!! YOU WONT DO ITTTT

I see you driving 'Round town with the girl I love And I'm like, Haiku!

"Ask me if I'm a tree," "Are you a tree?" "No."

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Why did the kids all eat their homework? Probably because they were starving to death and there was no other food source available.

To tell the truth... Your really an abortion that grew

Why do women love Panera Bread? They think it's healthy.

My girlfriend says i cant finish a sentence properly dripping horse cum fetus rape.

Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

What did the drug addict say to the doctor? I am a drug addict and am in need of help and rehabilitation.

What does a man want more than sex? Nothing.

Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

How do you tell if a black man is ok? Poke it with a very long pole and keep your distance...

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