- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

Why did Amy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Amy

What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

How is a woman like a condom? They are not. A woman is a human being and a condom is a man-made rubber object used as contraception in sexual intercourse

Mary had a little lamb, its heart was black as coal, it crept into her room one night and ate her f***ing soul

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack, due to her poor eating habits.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

CHORGLUND

Why did it look like the girl peed herself? Because she peed herself

Asexuals aren't known for f***ing around.

whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

YOU: Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy swimming in a pool? Nothing except one has melenan in their skin

Why did the man run over Suzy? He was a serial killer

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sara

a man ran into a bar screaming. he now has a severe coma

whats worse than a worm in your apple? the Holocaust

Your Mum is soo fat.

Your mom is so old, that when somebody told her to act her age, she died.

If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

How many lemurs does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

How do you make a baby stop crying? Drown it in vinegar.

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