You know what they say... Once you go black you...have gone down the road of diversity and it's impossible to back track and return to ones previous misconceptions.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Through him a survival buoy

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what did mohammed say to Jesus? nothing they lived in completly different time periods

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whats the king of the forest, is the color brown and is red all over? A deer or someone's soon to be dinner.

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shit is shit, even if you paint it purple; its still shit

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Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

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Q: Why didn't the dirty man jump into the shower? A: Because he spotted the potential danger to jump into a slippery shower and proceeded with caution.

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Jew logic fail: Jew: We have endured suffering for thousands of years! Guy: And how old are you again? Jew: eight. Moral: If you see a goddamn moral in this one then post it yourself :P

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WANNA HERE A JOKE? (no, i purposely clicked in this joke website to simply here to fulfill my demonic internet pleasures.)

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What has two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

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A woman sees a sign on a store that says "husbands for sale." Curious, she walks inside. The clerk says "These men will be perfect husbands, they'll cook and clean for you and see to your every need." Shocked, the woman calls the police and reports the store for human trafficking.

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Black people being friendly.

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want to hear first?" The man responds "I'd like to hear the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance covered everything." The man hangs his head and tears up as he asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor heads for the door as he answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being denied coverage. None of your future treatments or appointments will be paid for." The man snaps his fingers and says "Damn! I should've voted Democrat!"

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Why was the lady afraid of rocks? Because her husband was stoned.

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What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

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My dad died on Mothers Day, my mother was happy. Actually Iied, we were all sad.

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What do you say when your hot chocolate is to hot? This hot chocolate is too hot.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Before you sneeze Say PIK-Achoo

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I have aids

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Eating the worm

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What did the little girl with no legs or arms get for Christmas? Cancer. Knock knock? Who's there? Not that little girl.

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What's worse than a joke. ONE TOLD BY FOK.

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