Jersey Shore.

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Some people just need a high five. In the face. With a gun.

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the joke below will not be as funny as this one.... hahaha other joke i just ruined you

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I'm sn otter

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What do a plum and a bunny have in common? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

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A black man goes to his dentist appointment and the doctor asks, have you brushed your teeth today laderius? the black man replies: Yes, but my name is not laderius

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wanna know the biggest joke on antijoke.com? People's spelling.

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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

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why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

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Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Obama. Obama who? Barack Obama, President of the United States. I was wondering if I could borrow a cup of sugar. I'm baking cookies for my family, because they really like my cookies.

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The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

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knock knock whos there ben ben who ben ages since i seen you !!! vote this up please or a unicorn will die , unicorns are not real , but a moth can ride bikes so please vote this down

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So a horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" It proceeds to then crap on the floor and walk out,because its a horse.

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why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

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My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Six wasn't. He listens in on women's self defense classes and can deliver a kick to the crotch so hard that it will create for you a new vagina.

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Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

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Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

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Who's looking for judicial toenail clippings?

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why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

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haha black people :D

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How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. Vincent

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Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

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