- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What do you call a black pilot? A PILOT

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Awwww sheeeeeeet!

What did one volcano say to the other? Nothing. Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak.

A man walks into a bar with a monkey...I forget the rest but your mother is a hor.

An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

who let the dogs out my mom because they're fat and need exercise

Whats better then a guard llama two Guard llamas

Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

how do you get a cat out of a tree? shoot it

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from a Black family reunion.

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

Q: Do you know what you can make when you have enough cents? A: Dollars

Q- How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A- You Poke Her Face

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

T-rex: If you're happy and you know it clap your hands, oh...

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When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

A duck walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender serves the duck the beer. Later, the bartender wonders to himself when his life got so out of control.

What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

What did Siri say to Cortana? Nothing. Someone has to say something in order to activate either one of the voice recognition devices.

What did the Little 8 year old boy do when a big black man walked into his house? He said "Hi daddy", then they happily ate dinner together.

Whats 89 x 67? Sponge. Whats 10 + 9? 19 Whats 9 + 10? 21!

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