My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

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What's worse than the haulocost? Not much.

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What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

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How do you ask a blonde out to dinner? Politely

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A black person went into a store and paid full price for his tv

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what did the lesbian do with the other lesbian? played badminton

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Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Susie.????

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Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

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What's the difference between a duck?

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What long black and tasty? Licorice

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whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

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What did the man say when he saw a tornado coming his way? "Oh my god, that's a tornado. I better get out of its way so I don't get injured.

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Click here to end the world.

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You read this in school as the kid sitting next to you stares at his computer screen.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? a fridge was thrown at her

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What's the difference between a lesbian and a Pringle ? One is a snack cracker, the other is a crack snacker.

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A mute man writes a joke that would only be funny to blind people.

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What's so great about twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

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a black man has a shotgun. having an IQ of 11 he shot his hands off

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Tom buys his wife Mary the latest Eco friendly car. The car is said to get well over 100 miles on a tank of gas. A week later, Tom is stunned to learn that while Mary was driving to the supermarket the car ran out of gas. The tank was full and Mary only drove 5 miles. How is this possible? Mary was involved in a horrible car accident. The gas tank immediately emptied and set fire to Mary and her baby.

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What came first the egg or the hen? your mother did, when I had sex with her last night.

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Q. Why couldn't Billy see the pirate movie? A. Because his mom didn't let him.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

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Your momma's so old, she your family should be proud to know someone who has lived such a long and full life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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