Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice titttttss.

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What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

A lot eh?

Kevin and Ramin

What's worse than being fat? Being gay

-Why did the man sue the train driver after he witnessed his friends death? -Because he was owed a duty of care.

Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

You might be a redneck if you hate your father and you live in a trailer

why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

An itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout Down came my dick, and forced the spider out

Then that means that, I thought I was working with you? No wonder things did not work out, no wonder jerks like Jonas "the wizard" got inside my team, he was recommended by this "Axel Knight"

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

Why did the boy cross the street He didnt he got hit by a plane instead

roak

What do you call a guy with aids? Your dad

A man walks into a bar but didn't say anything because he is mute.

What is similar between a dog and a cat? They are both dogs except for the cat.

Roses are red Violets are blue I kinda have a bad memory What are we doing again?

Q: what do u call a plane that flies A: a plane

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