- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the women die? Because She was a Squirrel.

Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

A man died in a sky-diving accident. What was the last thing that went through his mind before he died? His feet

What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

What do you call somebody who can't walk? Handicapped

Person A said: Knock Knock! Person B could not answer the door as he could not hear Person A's announcement of his or her arrival.

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

"hey woody can i ask you a question" "sure buzz" "why is it your name is woody but they use me as a vibrator"

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken so he could fry it.

what do you call a cross between lasagna and a human. weird

White guy: I figure she's a gold digger, my neighbor. Black guy: Did you say the N word?

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Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

Two peanuts were walking down the road. One was assaulted because they were walking in Detroit.

A priest and a police officer are sitting at a bar. They both have considerable drinking problems because problems unrelated to their respective occupations. The bartender's name is Mike.

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has AIDS.

knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by your great grandma

Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

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