An old jewish man, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Heroshima

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Why did the chicken go down the road? He was in a KFC truck and was headed to his death...

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What's worse than getting struck by lightning? Getting struck while your in your house!!

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Tulips are brown, I need to stop working on my flower garden after fisting a cows butthole.

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Tina: Mom, would you love me if I was straight Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was gay Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was Bi Mom: No Tina: Why not Mom: Because that's selfish!

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Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

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so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

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What's the difference between Jew and a bread? Bread does not scream when you put him in oven.

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What did the monkey say to the African American? Monkeys cannot speak, therefore it would not be able to communicate with an African American, who is an equally respected member of the community, in an efficient way.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SPONGEBO... nope bin laden

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What did your mother say after I beat her? Nothing, because she was dead.

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Kim Jong Un thinks that he is in shape. And when you think about it, he's right. Round is a shape.

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What's black and white and red all over? A dying zebra.

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Why did the baby die? Because you had sex with it when it was only 1 years old.

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What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

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:)Knock, Knock :(Who's there? :)Barbie :(Barbie who? :)Barbieq

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12 niqqa 12.

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what do you call an old man missing a toe? a diabetic.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

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batman farted so hes retarded

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

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roses are red violets are blue your mum is a whore as are you:)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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