why cant dogs write letters? They do not have the dexterity to hold a pen, or even comprehend the basic language skills and grammatical layout of how to write a letter

What's red, white and not blue. A Canadian flag

Why did my ex-husband get fired from the m&m factory? He was throwing away all the W's.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

What do you call a bunch black people falling off a cliff? A mudslide! What do you call a bunch of white people falling off a cliff? An avalanch!

What has eyes but cannot see? A blind man.

Q. Why did the man die? A. Natural Causes

whats black and yellow a chinese with a bruise

Q: what did Timmy get for his 8th birthday A: killed MR

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

yo mama so stupid i'm fairly certain she has a learning disability.

Whats the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have a Bar Mitzvah in Holocaust Germany.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? One.

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

What did the man with a colostomy bag say after his home was destroyed in a fire? At least all my shit’s in one place.

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

Why did the boy fall out of his seat? He was being strangled with a piano wire.

If there are four gay men that come into a bar and need to sit down when all you have is one stool; what do you do? Get three more stools.

Roses are red, yup.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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