- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the diffrents between a Mexican and a elevator? one can raise children the other is a mexican!!!!!

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? Because she was a very poor worker.

did you hear about the argument between jamie jacob and dylan? daniel killed them all

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

Q: How to fit 10 babies in a suitcase? A: By blender Q: How to get the babies out of the suitcase? A: Using a straw.

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.

What color is cotton? White Well in Afrca, they grow black cotton

Q.why did the monkey fall out the tree? A. it was dead Q. why did the second monkey fall out the tree? A. it was hanging onto the first one Q. why did the third monkey fall out the tree? A. peer pressure

Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

What's worse than missing your flight? Realizing that everyone who got on it died from a bomb

- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroy his family and career.

How many elephants can you fit in a mini? None. There are no affordable cars large enough to fit a fully grown elephant.

Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist!

Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

You know who else sucks dick? My aunt Jane. She was forced to become a prostitute after she got fired from her job.

Why couldn't the black guy support his family? He was only 3 years old.

Why was the little boy laying on the ground unconscious? because I threw a fridge at him.

What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

What did the cow say when he saw his family get murdered? Moo.

How did the man lose his arm? beacuse of the five year old with a knife obsesion standing right beind you at this minute...

What do you call your female dog? Your bitch

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