Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he wanted to

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i cant STAND cripple jokes

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Yo mommas so fat We are terribly concerned about her health

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haha black people :D

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you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

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Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

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Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

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A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

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I have a riddle. What's black and white and red all over? Nothing. That's impossible.

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Guest-knock knock (silence) Guest-hello is anyone there? no go away Guest-looks like there is no one here lets leave

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why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

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Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

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It was Valentines Day today, I thought I should get her something... I brought flowers to her grave.

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How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. Vincent

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Who's looking for judicial toenail clippings?

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Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

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Why did the blonde get fired from the m&m factory because she kept throwing away the w's

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Kim Jong Un thinks that he is in shape. And when you think about it, he's right. Round is a shape.

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What's black and white and red all over? A dying zebra.

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whats worse than a worm in your apple..? getting shot..

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What happened to the guy that took to many lunesta pills? He fell asleep but he was glad it was the weekend or he would have been late for his job

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have Somthing To tell you F*** You

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Anti Joke

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