What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

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knock knock who's there bob bob who bob marley who else

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What is the difference between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney? One is President, the other is not.

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What's brown and white all over? Chad butthole

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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why did you read this anti-joke? because you typed in antijoke on google or have the app on a phone

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Why Do Black People Love Watermelon? Because Its A Delicious Fruit.

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A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub. She says "Show me it's true what they say about black men". So he reveals a big penis and they have sex there and then.

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Tim likes girls

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A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

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why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted to get to chicken to have safe sex

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Me and my wife set and watch the eleven o'clock news every night. My wife always thinks that she has the different disease that is mentioned each day. One night she was practically in tears telling me that she had the disease that was talked about that night. I looked at her and said "honey, there is no way that you have testicular cancer. You don't even have testiculars." The End

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How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

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what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

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why was the jew shaking hands with a nazi? they realized their differences and were bonding.

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Someone offers your friend one of two things he say's "choose witch one you want" your friends asks you and you say "if i were you, i'd be ugly"

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You're momma is so dumb, she has troubles passing her math unit and should seriously consider a math touter

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Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning.

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oooooooooooooo yeah write there thats the spot what i was talking about my car

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If you play The Binding of Isaac backwards, it's about a boy who summons Satan in hell and ascends multiple floors and eventually revives him mom by sucking in tears. He eventually becomes less of a monster until going back to his home and living hapily with his mother, completely forgetting anything had ever happened.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Chuck Norris." "Chuck Norris who?" "NOBODY SAYS 'CHUCK NORRIS WHO'!!!"

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A hat.

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What's worse than a dead baby in a barrel? A dead baby in 8 barrels.

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What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

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