Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she couldn't afford one.

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Why do people hate Jews? Because there is nothing to like about them

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How many tickles can you give an octopus? Ten tickles

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After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, because they weren't made. Cupcakes were made instead. Sorry, Muffins.

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Why did Johnny throw his money on the floor? Because he was giving it to charity

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Whats worse then hell? The guy who commited suicide would know.

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What did the Nazi solider receive on his birthday? A bayonet up his ass.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? It was being poached

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What to hear an anti-joke? No.

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Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my legs Doctor: It's because you're blind son

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and now has two jobs to support her family.

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My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

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Q: Wanna hear a joke? A: the WNBA

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Why cant a black person read? Because there is nothing to read...

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Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

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So many dudes win with your mom who even knows if i'm your father!!

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Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

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an emo girl walked into a white room

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Jesse's mom is so god damn fat that it is an extreme danger just being around her

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