Knock Knock Who's there? Cindy Cindy who? Cindy your neighbor. I was wondering if I could borrow some milk, I ran out.

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Yo Momma's so fat......... that she should probably start eating healthy and exercising more regularly or else she may be at risk of developing heart disease or diabetes

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Q: Why did the white man die? A: because he had cancer

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What's brown and seven feet tall? A door

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Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

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Boner

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A black man walks into a bar. No comments were said to him for everyone else was paying attention to their other peers.

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What did the Asian dad say to his son when he got an A- in math? Good job son.

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What do you call a mexican working at Taco Bell? An intelligent young man who recently graduated from high school, but due to his family's lack of money, he cannot pay for college, which is one of the reason's why he is working. He also needs money becuase he has a child on the way, due to his poor choice of not using protection while having intoxicated relations with his girlfriend. I wish him the best of luck!

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Why did the 18 year old girl take her clothes off? To take a shower

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“When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!”

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

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what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

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Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

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roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

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A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

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what did the murderer say to the man... i'm going to kill you

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Why did the little boy stop looking for his ball? Because he found it.

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Wait a moment, I will see what I can do.

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How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

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there was a turkey sandwhich..... a ham sandwhich.... and a bologna sandwhich..... they had a short conversation before they were eatin by a fat kid

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How do you stop a man from jumping off a building? Push him off a building.

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How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

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Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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