- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

Screw it you write the joke.

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Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know but some black man is starting up his deep-frier on the other side

whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Why did Sally fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

How old is victor? Half past dead

3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

What do you call a baby with no arms or legs? You call a lawyer, and be sure to have him ask the mother if she took Thalidomide during pregnancy.

Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, I do not stand for them.

why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

Elephants can't jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jim Come on in!

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

What did the kid with all F's on his report card get? Beat by his parents

A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

a girl got a friend request from a unknown guy. she chated him asking who he was. he replied vamos a tener sexo caliente y vas a pedir mas rapido mas duro! vamos ser estrellos porno. the girl deleted him as a friend B.A.

Yo mama so fat she has to wear large clothes

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