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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The teacher asks Timmy "why is your cat at school today?" Timmy says, crying, "Because I heard my daddy say to my mommy, 'I'm going to eat that pussy when the kids leave.' so I'm saving him!"

what do you call someone who hates jews anti semitic

Why did the pedophile skip breakfast? He said that he would grab a little something on the way to work...

Why did the cops beat up rodney king? Resisting arrest.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

If I was, yet this syndicate was a legal one, necessary in order to maintain world peace trough the means of economical stability and such, would this be acceptable to you? Hypothetically of course.

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

What did the meteorologist say when there was tornado? There is a tornado 7 miles West of the station.

There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay

Why do midgets wear condoms? To avoid unwanted pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases.

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

How many Jews can you fit in to a car? Well depending on the car 2-8

Q:a black man walks down the street with alot of light whats happaning he A:is it the parade of light

Whats long hard and has seaman? A submarine!

why'd my house get destroyed I was afraid the tornado that hit mass was going to destroy it so I blew it up

Yo mama so ugly that she often has trouble being attractive towards people of the opposite gender

whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

What's worse than finding a Holocaust in your apple? The worm

A Black Guy, A Rabbi, And A Mexican walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says "Get Outta Here We're Closed!"

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS

What did the fat lady order at McDonalds? Nothing because she forgot here wallet at home.

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