http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

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Whats green and has wheels?? - Grass, I lied about the wheels

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"the president is black, my lambo's blue..." no hes not, hes bi-racial.

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Why did David go swimming? Pink sock.

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Q: What Would Canada Be With out Nature A: Peru

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U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Yo momma's so stupid she comes up in a lot of jokes titled "yo momma jokes"

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Your mom is so ugly, Ew.

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have stage IV Ovarian Cancer.

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Bob is asleep. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT BOB

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Why did sara fall out of the tree? -she had no arms.. Knock knock. -who's there? not sara.

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Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

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knock knock. who is there ? nobody.you have no friends.

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Q:what do you do when a black guy is drowning A:you dont

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Why did the man Jump of a bridge? Because he got sick of his life and he wanted to die.

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If you dumb fooks keep swearing we are going to get banned.

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What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Jokes related to finding a worm in an apple.

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Why did the chicken fall down? Because it wanted to have fun

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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So a magician was droving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

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Roses are red my name is dave this poem makes no bloody sense microwave

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if you write treehouse backwards it spells gullible.

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Q: Why did'n the dirty man jump into the shower? A: Because he spotted the potential danger to jump into a slippery shower and proceeded with caution.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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