- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

What happened when the boy fell off of the bridge? He died

my wife out of the kitchen

Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water? Drowning

A Penguin Waddles into Abercrombie and Fitch.

Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

what's the difference between rice and an asian? one is a food.

Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

Q. How do you punish Helen Keller? A. Rearrange the furniture in her room

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the buchter.

How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should i know, i do not speak chicken.

what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

What's up? Well it all depends on your current position, if you are in the center of the Earth then everything would be up. In space there is no gravity so nothing is up. If you don't understand this the sky is up.

What do you get when you cross a sheep with a lion? A dead sheep.

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