- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the wheel fall of the car?? Cause you can't fit 10 pancakes inside of a doghouse.

what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Roses are red Violets are blue Lemons are yellow

Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

You know how I know you're gay? Because you came out to your close family and friends, who were all very respectful and accepting.

What's the reason my dog died? I ate him.

If the best things in life are free, whats the hardest things in life? Death.

What did the duck say when it saw a puddle? Nothing.Ducks are uncapable of speaking human speech.

What's green, yellow, and red? A traffic light

There was a joke, one sentance, and no punchline.

I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

Q. What did the Cat say to the Dog? A. "These humans are so jobless.."

whats funnier than 24? 25

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

What did the man with a colostomy bag say after his home was destroyed in a fire? At least all my shit’s in one place.

When life gives you lemons you squirt them in someones eyes and steal what life gave them.

What's the difference between a ferrari and a penis? I don't have a stash of ferraris in my garage.

Little Birdy: Are you my mother? Man: No, I'm a murderer. Get in the truck.

What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

my rhyme is sicker than the holocaust

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