Why don't birds cry when they get hurt, lose a loved one, or watch opera? How the f*** should I know.

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What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

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Roses are Tits Violets are Tits I love Tits TITS!

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How did the terrorist die? He flew a plane into a twin tower

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead...

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your mommas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck

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her: what did your last slave die of? him: syphillis

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Whats a never ending Opium for the stupid, mentally depraved un educated population? Christianity

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Knock knock Who's there? Justin Bieber OH MY GOD REALLY?! No.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding Barney the purple dildo!

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What did the whale say when he ran into a wall? - Oh Shit

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Your mom is so nce that when you got into college she taught you to be more independent so you could succeed later in life.

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Non-Anti-Joke.com!

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why did dinosaurs get extinct? i don't know i was not there to see it!!!!!!!!!

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What do you call a red light A:soon to be green

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what do you get when you cross a rhino and a chicken? well, if you're unlucky and too close too the chicken, salmonella if you provoke the rhino, impaled

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What is black, tastes like crap, lands in a toilet, feels soft and mushy, sometimes red, blue, yellow, purple and pink, feels very heavy. eats cookies, drinks soft drink and lights fires? A fat person in a coloured suit.

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This person shaved their head to gain attention. A klansman.

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Why did the college student post unfunny anti-jokes on anti-joke.com? Because he was bored shitless.

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Why did Marilyn Manson surgically remove 2 ribs from his body? To suck his own penis.

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A pengiuin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

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why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

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Sometimes i'm hungry.

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