How many Jews can you fit in to a car? Well depending on the car 2-8

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How do you not get disappointed at the ending for "Mass Effect 3"? Don't play the game, dumbass.

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Yo mama so ugly that she often has trouble being attractive towards people of the opposite gender

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why'd my house get destroyed I was afraid the tornado that hit mass was going to destroy it so I blew it up

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Why do midgets wear condoms? To avoid unwanted pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases.

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What did the fat lady order at McDonalds? Nothing because she forgot here wallet at home.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS

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What's worse than finding a Holocaust in your apple? The worm

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daughter and boyfriend havin sex baby baby baby ohhh!! mum walks in; what you doin signin to justin bieber,oh ok just make sure you dont sing to his song its crap!!!!!!!

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Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

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whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

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A Black Guy, A Rabbi, And A Mexican walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says "Get Outta Here We're Closed!"

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Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

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Roses are red, Violets are Violets. Screw this poem. Potato.

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PLEASE DONT READ THIS OR YOU'LL BE DIED IF YOU DONT THUMBS UP THIS LIKE POST THIS ON 20 MESSAGES OR YOU'RE BEST MAKE THE MOST OF YOUR LIFE WITHIN THE NEXT 7 DAYS

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whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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roses are red and violets are blue so is your mums fanny

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went to mass. remembered to say with your spirit.

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Why did the Jewish cross the road? He didn't he died in Holocaust.

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I went to a restaurant, but after I ate the food felt sick, then I remembered that I ordered penis with cum Popsicles so I knew it couldn't be the food

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I like to thumb up my own jokes.

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If your canoe is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon. False, snakes don't have armpits

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how many girlfriends does robert dupra have? none becomes his sister doesn't count trololololol

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Why did Helen Keller cross the road? Hoefuwpugosihfioapfsoihosw[

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Anti Joke

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