Q: What do sleeping pills and coffee have in common? A: Absolutely nothing

What are annoying? Ads.

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy! But here's my switchblade Get in the trunk.

What did one blind person say to the other? Nothing. He is also mute.

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

What do you call a man with only one eye? Half blind.

what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

Chris Brown can do no wrong. False he acquired several wrongs through his mistreatment of several women.

What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? I don't know what? I don't know, I was asking if you know...

Roses are red, But ravens are black, Please go to China, and never come back!

Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

Why did Johnny fall off of the swing? The swing was defective. Knock, knock. Who's there? Johnny's lawyer.

What's green fury has 4 legs, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you. A pool-table

Roses are red Violets are? blue Lets eat poo I know you want to

Midgets' mouths are perfect height for, kissing other midgets.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? A basketball.

Why is Satan evil? Because he makes people eat apples.

why didn't Marlin monroe ( http://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marilyn_Monroe ) use the iphone app guitar hero because she died before the iphone was invented !

A black man walks up to a white man with a shaved head and boots in a bar He then hands him a ten dollar bill and tells him he dropped it

What's worse than finding a holocaust in your apple? A worm.

How do you get a jewish girls number check her wrist

Why doesn't Harry have any arms? Because he's a Jew.

Q: What do you get when you cross a cactus and a platypus? A: I was wondering the same thing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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