What did the black kid get for christmas?? Your tv

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Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

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Your mother is so fat, she is dying due to obesity and it would be utterly disgusting to make fun of anyone in that situation.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What did the man do when he went to the toilet went toilet

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Excuse me waiter! What the hell is this fly doing on my soup? I believe it's swimming on it, sir.

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why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

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Q:why did the lion eat the zebra? A: because it was hungry.

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How did the dog die? He was put down.

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Me: Mike Mike: Yeah Me: The more you breath the more pissed off im getting.

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What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

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A midget and a jew walk into a bar. i forget the rest of the joke but your motheris a tramp.

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What's the difference between gun and penis? A child doesn't start to cry when gun shoots in its mouth.

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Stones cannot fly. Humans cannot fly either. Therefore.. I wish I didn't get AIDS...

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A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't get back up? She had no legs.

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Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

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wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

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A man walked into a bar. He was only 19, but technically a man. Underage drinking is not O.K.

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Q. What did the gay kid say to his group of straights? A. 10 dollars to the first one to tip over that little asian boy on the bike.

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How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

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How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

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