Golf.

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Solvemedia fun: It says happy trails, a good one. Then it says Your answer below. ANSWER TO WHAT? To happy trails? Is that even a question? Is this world gonna explode? Is Santa real? Will Jesus ever return? I This and much more in the next exciting episode of Dragon NutZ SEE!

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Roses are red, yup.

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How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

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What do you get when you cross a rainbow with a unicorn, baby, helmet, a bag of sugar, some watermelons, and a jewish guy's hair? A rainbow unicorn baby helmet with a bag of sugar and some watermelons. and some jewish guy's hair.

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Dollar ice tea... I drink that Supa hot fire... i spit that Two and a half men................... I watch that

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Hey, what do you call Sarah Palin? A Republican.

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There once was a man from Dundee, Whose Limericks ended on line three. I don't know why.

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what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

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What is big, long, hot, and firm? An erection due to the arousal of a woman's sex appeal.

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What did the unicorn eat for a snack? Nothing. Unicorns are a majestic fiction animal.

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How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

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Who is Dank? A: Billal

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What's worse then AIDS? Chad Wolbert

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what did the pizza say to the bread? nothing pizza cant talk

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What"s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

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My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

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What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

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what do you call 10 dead babys lunch

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If the black man lives in the black house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The white man. As unfortunate as it is, racism is still a very integral part of society, and the social dominance the white man holds in countries like America are not to be so quickly forgotten.

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What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

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Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

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When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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