- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did batman say to robin to tell him to get in the car? get in.

Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

So a guy walks into a bar. Ouch. It was a gay bar.

whats worse that finding your having sex with your long lost sister? having sex with your long lost brother

Knock Knock. Who's there? Sorry wrong door.

Wait, I am sleepy as the world which spawned you Nero, but which comment is mine again?

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Me Me, who? -You -You? but I thought you were me. - I am you, you're looking in the mirror, asshole. - No, sir i'm sorry you have the wrong house. Asshole doesn't live here.

What did the angry man with tourette syndrome say when he smashed his thumb with a hammer? Ouch.

What's worse than being eaten by a giant bear? Hitler.

A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

What did the anorexic girl say to the skilled psychologist? Fuck off you'll never understand me.

Q:Whats big, red and eats rocks? A: A big red rock eater

What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

how do you tune a piano, you dont, piano tuners tune a piano, I wasn't talking to you!

if life gives you melons, then you're most likely dyslexic.

Hey! You wanna' hear a joke? Black Freedom

Last year my wife ran away with my best friend. I really miss him.

So a woman walks into a store... There's a lamp selling for $5.99. She buys it because she thinks that's a pretty good deal.

What's the difference between a book and a house? Their names

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a nice evening.

Why did the girl drop her cookie? She had no arms.

Why did Jimmy get off of the park bench? he wanted candy from the man in the white van

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