How do you call a black person in KFC? By a Phone.

What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

Roses are red Violets are blue I was diagnosed as criminally insane Wanna be my friend?

Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

Killing people is not illegal just ask a soldier

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

Q. What is Black, White, and Red all over?? A. A girl just having sex and her Cherry broke all over your dick..

Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

why did the kid raise his hand in class because he had a question

Last christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, you're body rejected the transplant and you died.

your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company

Knock knock, "Whos there" a business man who wants to sell you things that you don't need "Oh, go away"

Roses are red, Violets are violet, hence the name Violets.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's DEAD!

Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

Q. What did the father say to his son? A. Nothing, he just hit him with his belt. His wife tried to intervene, but she too was hit by said belt.

What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

Oh, right

Why does Chuck Norris own a can named Chuck Norris? because he is self-centered due to all the attention payed to him for virtually no reason at all.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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