- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what would you watch during a scary movie? anything you want.

Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm locked in someone's basement, Please help me.

Why did Lisa fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms... A: Knock Knock B: Whos there? A: Definitely not Lisa....

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How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

You just sunk my battleship! 5,000 people just perished at the bottom the ocean in a war for pointless political reasons.

Wolfjob.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing.

How do you protect yourself from fire? Kill an orphan and nail its bones to your skin.

why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

Blacks

Asians look like they have down syndrome.

Women outside of the kitchen.

yo mama so stupid i'm fairly certain she has a learning disability.

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

What made Chuck Norris cry? Stubbing his toe

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

Why did the boy cry when he got a new puppy? Because he had anal seepage coming out his ass

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

Knock Knock! Whos there? Doctor! Doctor who? exactly.. how did you know?

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