What did chad do when he found the grape? He ate it.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench. The bucket.

Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

Why was Billy unhappy? He was molested by a black guy.

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? names.

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

What's the difference between a ferrari and a penis? I don't have a stash of ferraris in my garage.

What is worse than being lost in the supermarket? Being lost in space.

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Why couldn't Danny learn the alphabet? Because a man of forty was staring at him in a very peculiar way and Danny found it very difficult to concentrate.

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" Of course not.

whats worse than 911 nothing you cant beat 911that sucked

Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

What came first, the chicken or the egg? Well, to tell you the truth, I think that the chick-fa-lea came first.

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What is is one good thing about global Waming? Nothing.

Whats green, furry and it stole christmas? A Robber with a Christmas tree on his back

Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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