- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water? Drowning

You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

The holocaust

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroy his family and career.

Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

How come Asian's are so clever? Their baby food is blended textbook paste.

Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

What do you get when you mate a rhino with an elephant? Nothing. This mating cannot produce offspring.

Why couldn't the girl talk... she chocked to death -Alan Davis

What did the man do when he went in the bathroom he took a crap wiped his butt and washed his hands and went back to meet his family at the dinner table

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

Roses are red Violets are blue i suck at poems nice titz

Q. How do you punish Helen Keller? A. Rearrange the furniture in her room

What happened when the boy fell off of the bridge? He died

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

A Penguin Waddles into Abercrombie and Fitch.

oh whatever Greece isn't going to leave the eurozone shut up about it already

Q: Why was the little girl upset? A: Because she drank a window cleanser, causing her vital organs to shut down, ending in a slow, painful, death.

In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

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