Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

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An Irishman, Englishman and Scotsman come across a magic slide. They each decide to take a turn. The Irishman goes first, sliding down and shouting "GOLD!", and finding himself in a pile of gold as he reaches the bottom. The Englishman slides down screaming "SILVER!", and lands in a heap of silver at the bottom. The Scotsman takes his turn, and shouts "WEEEE!" as he slides down. He gets up and realises what a needless waste of a wish his enjoyment cost him.

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How did the hairless cat braid its hair? It didn't, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs.

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What african eat for christmas Sand.

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What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

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Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

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Why does Joel's breathe smell?

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What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

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"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

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A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

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What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

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What do a plum and a small bunny have in common? There both purple except for the bunny.

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How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

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Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

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Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

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Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

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I used to take arrows to the knee but then I didn't, for no particular reason.

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knock knock come in

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How many dead kids can you fit into a plastic bag in your trunk? Ask Kasey Anthony

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Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

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What Did Sally Get For Christmas? A Bicycle

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What's red and green And moves at 300mph A frog in a blender

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what do u call a 50 yr old man at disneyland a rapist

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Why did Julia fall of the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Julia.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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