- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black kid, a white kid, an Asian, and a Dane all take acid in a room. They have a profound experience and find a greater meaning in life.

you're so stupid, you have trouble understanding what you read, like the newspaper, for example

what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

There are two kinds of people: Those who have a life, and those who read anti-jokes

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? -absolut vodka Well, you have a sirious drinking problem...

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

Two clowns are walking down the street The first says, "Whats better sunshine or rainbows?" The second says nothing, then casually picks up a brick and beats the other clown to death.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the buchter.

What is brown and sticky? A stick

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Mr Dalgleish in a formal setting, Kenny in an informal one.

three people walked into a bar and there was a blackman,a jew,a white man and a nazi bartendor which ones did he shoot? The black and the jew and the white man

What's worse then 2 dead monkeys? 3 dead monkeys!

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should i know, i do not speak chicken.

womens rights

A chicken crosses the road... Gets fined for jaywalking.

Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

What has four legs but can't walk? A tranquilized bear

Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why was the fat kid the last one to lunch? He'd had lead bricks stapled to his ankles by the skinny kids.

My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

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