- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

what's the difference between me and callum ? a couple of miles.... and id like to keep it that way

roses are red, violets are blue. Some poems don't make sense, Salad.

Q: How to fit 10 babies in a suitcase? A: By blender Q: How to get the babies out of the suitcase? A: Using a straw.

A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

A child walked into the bar. He was promptly asked to leave because he was too young.

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? Because she was a very poor worker.

What did John look at when Meghan Fox took off her shirt? her undershirt

Why was 9/11 funny? It wasnt; amny people died.

what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

What's worse than getting arrested? getting arrested on your birthday.

roses are black violets are black I'm blind i need a dog.

What's worse than missing your flight? Realizing that everyone who got on it died from a bomb

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Why did the camel cross the road? He was off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of OZ.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

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Rsoes are geern Voielts are ornage I'm colorbilnd and Dixlesic.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing, fruit can't talk.

What did the potato say to the man It said nothing it is a potato

So 185 cowboys walk into a bar and the bartender says "I can't serve 185 cowboys!" The cowboys ask why not and the bartender says "Because that would exceed the legal maximum occupancy of this building."

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