woman's rights

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What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go hang himself.

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Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He had nobody to go with :)

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MATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

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Q; How does a priest perform an exorcism? A: He doesn't.

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Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

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saw a free cat yesterday...it was dead on the side of the road

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what did the British horse say to the man who owned him? nothing all he sad was neigh.

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What do you call a black and white ruler? Barack Obama.

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Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

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Besides the kama-sutra, what is the most popular sex position in India? 68 and 88. Moral: Mutation people... mutation... use your imagination.., Still gotta feel a bit of envy/admiration, it is known as the happiest nation of the world, with a happiness rate with a constant well over 80 percent, and that is FAR over any other nation.

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Roses are blue Violets are red What happened to the gay man? He listened to Justin Beiber And then was straight

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What's Pink And Wet? A chewed up piece of Bubble gum.

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Why was the poor man poor? Because he doesnt make money

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What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

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Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

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A man walks into a bar. What does he say? A: Ow.

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Q:When do you club a newborn baby? A:Whenever you want to because babies are stupid

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Boy: Hey girl see these arms? They are just dying to be wrapped around you! She stabs him dead End of story

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There once was a beautiful princess named Snow White who lived with seven dwarves in the forest. One day, and old hag approached her and offered her an apple. She bit into the apple, chewed, and said,"Wow, that's tasty. Is this a Golden Delicious?" The hag said, "Why yes, it is. I have a private orchard. Perhaps I'll let you see it some time." The two promptly resumed their lives.

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Judge: Why did you hit your wife with a hockey stick, Mr. Johnson? Mr. Johnson: My father and mother were mutually abusive when I grew up. As you may have guessed, this gave me a skewed view of the dynamics between husband and wife, as well as causing me to hide my emotions from myself as a defense mechanism. As a sociopath, I feel no remorse for this occurrence.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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