- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

Two Irish men walk in to a bar. Or maybe it was three. It's actually quite a common occurrence here in Dublin.

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

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What's the difference between a mexican and a park bench? One is a minority whose ancestors originally lived in the central american country of Mexico, the other is a useful convenience that provides a place to rest one's legs in a public place.

I've got a great new 'Knock Knock Jock

Q. Why was the little boy sad? A. He had a frog stapled to his face.

knock knock who's there jehovas witness... ...I allow them into my house for a cup of tea and a chat as I respect their religion

What Did The Farmer Say When He Lost His Tractor.... "Wheres My Tractor"

why was the woman silent? she lost the ability to speak in a tragic boating accident in which her vocals chords were damaged thus making it incapable for her to utter anything

dad said he had to drop the kids off at the pool what does that mean mom? honey it means dad has to take a shit beacuase shit looks like retarded black kids with down sydrome

The once was a man from Nantucket, Who gave up on his life and said "damn this!" Then he won lots of money, His future looked bright and sunshiny Until one day he suddenly died

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

This episode featuring an all new nonspeaking character, who never goes on screen.

Knock Knock, Whos there? a baby nailed to the wall Orgasim

Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

~Roses Are Red~ ~Violets Are Blue~ ~I Am Straight~ ~Not Sure About You~ ~Tell us?~

What did the fish say to the human ? He didn't say anything fish can't speak.

My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

Q.When is a dog, not a dog? A. never

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: He has a debilitating disease, it's called ALS.

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