- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is big round and fat? Your MOM

Why did the man fall over? He was blind.

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Q: What's the difference between a polar bear and a washing machine? A: Many things.

2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

A paralyzed guy walks into a bar... Oh wait, he can't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you suck your own dick.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication.

What is similar about a white person and a white fence? Mexicans jump them.

What is the difference between an empty bucket and a bucket of water? The Water.

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

A: Doctor doctor help me! B: Sorry, I'm not actually a doctor, stop calling me that!

knock knock Whos there? (the boy who knocked proceeds to run away with laughter)

If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

...and the rabbit says, "How 'bout that schnitzel!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal

Two guys walk into a bar. But the third one was a duck.

Why did helen kellers dog committ suicide? You would to if you had massive clinical depression.

Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

Knock knock "Who's there?" "Would you mind turning your music down a bit please? I have reports to write."

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