- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

How do you make a person laugh? Tell a good joke How do you make them cry? Tell a sad story How do you make them cry and laugh at the same time? Tell a bad joke

chuck norris once kicked a man verry hard that man proceded to lose contiosness and chuck norris was disqualified from the martial arts compatition

Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: silence Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

What's brown and slimy? brown slime

I brought a parachute as carry on luggage, I was pulled aside at security and missed my flight.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

What's the difference between a person and a cow? 2% of their DNA. The other 98% is virtually identical.

What do you get when you run from Long Island to New Mexico? Tired.

This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

TRENT EGENLAUF IS a LITTLE BOY

What did i say to the stupid person? Your Stupid.

What do you call a man with no friends? Terry

Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

What's worse than a tree getting cut down? This joke.

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

Whats black, blue, and red all over? A man who has just been severally beaten.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cause he was a chicken.

why did the black man jump higher than the white man he was on a trampoline

Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

What looks red and smells like barf? Depends on how you look at the situation.

When life gives you carrots, don't make carrot juice, because it's gross.

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