- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

What's smaller then a midget? A baby midget.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

What did the blonde do when she reached the traffic lights? She stopped, as the lights were red.

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

Q: Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice for two hours? A: Because she was dead.

2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

i found the cure to cancer.......AIDS

ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

Whats worst than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. Whats worst than a pile of dead babies? One live baby under the pile of dead babies.

What's the difference between a gay and a homo?...........WTF I DON'T KNOW!?!?!?!?

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

what happened to the little girl when she crossed the line she was shot. shes mexican

Dear Rubix Cube, DONE!! Sincerely, Colorblind

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget!

what do u call a 50 yr old man at disneyland a rapist

what's the difference between rice and an asian? one is a food.

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