- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

Why did the woman stop jogging? She got mauled by a bear.

Knock Knock. Shut up.

what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, but she had anal hemorrhaging so it really hurt

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

Why doesn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it makes him mean.

What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

How is a frog similar to a corn dog? They both have really long tongues, except for the corn dog

What's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? Getting brutally raped by a giant transvestite donkey witch.

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

Why was the little girl sad? Why???? Because an elephant stamped on her, and shat on her.

What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

Knock Knock Who's there??? Your mom

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

In mother Russia you don't eat cookie. Dog eat shark. -B.Gill

Why did the Jew cross the road? After looking both ways many times, repeatedly, to make sure there was absolutely no element of possible danger, he concluded that his best option was the cross the road.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We can never be truly sure of the chicken's real purpose, but given the circumstances of the surroundings, the story has it that the purpose of the chicken was to physically move to the other side of said road.

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

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