Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

Q: What can a black man do that a llama can't? A: Walk

how do you complete an exam. dont be kaizen.

A Mexican got stopped by the police. Turns out it was a mistake and the man lived a happy life in America

What did the farmer say when he couldnt find his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

wanna hear a dirty joke? ...trashcan

Found out my dad was gay the other day. Now I have to take him to dance clubs, take him to musicals and find the man who gave birth to me.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

Mary had a little lamb Little lamb Mary had a little lamb That Mary wanted to blow Because Mary was into beastiality

What's the coolest place to be in the solar system? Uranus.

Woman rights.

Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat low calorie foods because she wants to lose weight.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

autistic kids rock

Potatoes have skin. I have skin. Therefore, I am a potato.

What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds? Michael Jackson is dead.

How did sonic run at the speed of sound because he was fast

Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

Have you ever seen a cowboy chasing boot?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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