Is your refridgerator running? good, because if it wasn't then your food would spoil.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Once upon a time, there were a lot of Jews......

thumb_up thumb_down +13

How do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

thumb_up thumb_down +13

on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

thumb_up thumb_down +13

What did the mexican say to the black person? Hey there! How are you today?

thumb_up thumb_down +13

I once did __________ (went to Hawaii, drank a whole gallon of beer, etc. ), but then I woke up. Works with anything, and people will laugh.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Hurr durr, I shit my pants.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

A horse walks into a bar and the bar asks "Why the long face?". The horse replies " I am deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existence and the extent to which I am now protected by law."

thumb_up thumb_down +13

HAHAH MY WORD IS HAPPY CLAPPY

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Why did the boy let go of his red ballon? Because he was hit by a car

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Nineteen terrorists walk into three airports. Several hours later, thousands of people are dead sending the world into a state of emergency that subsequently changed how we live our current lives under the constant threat of both government oppression and extremist terrorism.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

A: u wanna die? B: does anyone really wanna die, i mean logistically, un-less u are suicidal, why would you wanna die? A: I do wanna die. B: ur a freak and you should consider getting help person A never got help, on his way to getting help at a certified physician he got hit by a bus, his body can be found at the intersection of church ave. and flatbush. And i would say rest in piece but cars drive over him daily, and thats not to peaceful

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Kid 1 Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken. Kid 2 Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys. Kid 1 You know what? I think you're right Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

What did the polar bear say to the penguin? What are you doing here?

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Q:Whats big, red and eats rocks? A: A big red rock eater

thumb_up thumb_down +13

why does the world spin? Chuck Norris says so

thumb_up thumb_down +13

whats long, black, and smells like shit? a big turd

thumb_up thumb_down +13

What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

thumb_up thumb_down +13

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A blind deer.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

thumb_up thumb_down +13

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Two penguins in a bath tub, one says "Pass me the soap" and the other one says "What do you think I am, a radio!"

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops