- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats red and goes round and round? A baby in the garbage disposal

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

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How can you tell if a duck is quaking? Hear it

Your mom is so fat she could consider going on biggest loser, where she might be able to make a lot of money.

i hate when mothers said " clean your room" me " why " mom " because we have guest coming " me " oh i am sorry i didn't know we are all gathering in my f**king room

Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Does it really matter?

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How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

your momas so stupid she s going back to school to become a responsible adult

What did the kid with all F's on his report card get? Beat by his parents

Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

How do you get a cow off a swing? Hit it with an axe.

Why couldnt the man stop dancing? He had Parkinson's.

I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

Why did the police officer decide to eat a donut? Because he was slightly hungry, but a meal seemed too much for him.

3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

How old is victor? Half past dead

What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

Q:where does baby oil come from? A:Only the finest of babies

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.

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