I know there are, its not the illuminati, its not reptilian shapeshifters, nor Gods politicians nor the human condition. Its society today as it stands, they did not have the right to attack us, but if we had surpassed them, they would have lost all power, they are the relics of the past, and no matter how many of them stand, they do not grow, and what does not grow, stagnates until it finally dies. Lose hope in people most all you want, but not in the few that truly believe in you for all the good reasons in the world, perhaps we are idealists, or maybe we know that with you by our side, what we see as ideals, is something you can make come true.

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What did tarzan say when he saw 100 elephants coming over the hill? Look there's 100 elephants coming over the hill What did tarzan say when he saw 100 elephants coming over the hill with sunglasses on? Nothing he did not recognize them

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: She was going to speek at a PETA meeting about the cruel conditions of chicken farms. I hit her with my car

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What happened to the twins? 9/11

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Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

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What Do you call two black guys on a bike? A two person bike

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What is black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, bleeding, mixed race babies.

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Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

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Why did Sally cry at the wedding? somebody shot her future husband.

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what smells like red paint, but tastes blue? my heroine OD panflets

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how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?................ we dont know because u cant c them

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Q: why did Suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzy.

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Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

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whats the difference between a brick wall and a jew? jews wear yamakas

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How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

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How do you get clean dishes? You wash them.

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A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

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What did the Asian say to his racist friend? You're racist

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What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

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What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

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why did the boy scream? because he got shot.

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Why was the baby crying? He saw a nigga

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