- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl stop smoking? Because her mum asked her to.

What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

Why was the boy holding his breath? A man was holding his head under water.

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What do you call a black man in a suit and tie? Presumably affluent

Q: Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? A: Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible for any human. Actually a perfect circle doesn't exist.

What's the difference between a snake, and a lawyer? A snake cannot comprehend law, nor can one attend law school and set up an office. They are also different species.

What do you call a police woman who shaves her pubes? PC Marion Jones

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

A man walks to a bar and sees a very hot blonde sitting across the room. Turns out it was actually a blonde man and they both had a wonderful night because they were both homosexual.

Whats worst than finding half a worm in your apple? Getting rapped by a giant scorpian

Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the floor. How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail the other one to the floor.

How many dead rats can you put in your ex-girlfriend's bed? 437.

How do you make an apple puff? Put the apple in a large pan with some water. Cover and cook gently for 20-25 minutes until soft. Add sugar and nutmeg to taste. Transfer to a bowl and leave to cool. Cover with pastry and bake until well-risen and golden.

yo mama is so fat that when she stepped on the scale she exclaimed "wow, i'm overweight" she then proceeded to eat a cupcake to mask her pain.

Roses are red, Violets are violet, hence the name Violets.

A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

What happened to the boy who survived a tragic car accident?? He stepped out of the car and got hit by a semi.

Q:what happen to amy's baby A:it was eaten by a dingo.

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