If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

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What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

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What is similar about a white person and a white fence? Mexicans jump them.

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What is the difference between an empty bucket and a bucket of water? The Water.

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So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

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Why did helen kellers dog committ suicide? You would to if you had massive clinical depression.

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2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

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*Knock knock* "Who's there?" "Would you mind turning your music down a bit please? I have reports to write."

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What do you call the white woman who bought kool-aid for a black man. a good friend.

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What's brown an sticky Shit

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A paralyzed guy walks into a bar... Oh wait, he can't.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you suck your own dick.

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You know what they say about a man with big feet! They say it's indicative of the size of his penis, although there's no scientific evidence backing this up.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad that this joke took your mind off your terminal cancer?

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Why are stand up comedians called stand up comedians? Because they are standing up while telling jokes, dumby.

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What do Batman and Harry Potter have in common? Their parents are dead.

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A bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I would like a rum and............ Coke." The bartender asks, curiously, "What's up with the big pause?" The bear looks down at his paws, embarrassed, and mumbles under his breath, "social anxiety."

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Three black men walk into a bar. One of the men, having recently reached sobriety, opts not to commence in the consumption of alcohol. The other two, impressed by his level of restraint, decide to leave the bar and take the initiative to turn their lives around for the better.

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Why did the man die when he saw the light? It was a strobe light and he died from an epileptic seizure

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A Man Gets Cancer He eventually Loses all his hair and drops dead

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A dyslectic man walks into a bra. It was dark and he didn't see the laundry his wife hanged on the clothes line.

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how do you put a elephant in a fridge? open it and put it inside. how do you put a lion in a frige? you take out the elephant and put in the lion. there is a meeting for all the animals in the world which animal doesnt go? the lion because he's in the fridge. a man callshis dog and it doesnt come why not? because its at the meeting

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Q: What did the redneck say when he ran out of beer? A: I need more beer.

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When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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