- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

Whats worse then a dead baby? 10 dead babies

On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

Whats worse than a son killing his own father? His biological father finds him, 10 years later.

Why did the submarine crash? Someone opened the window

Do you smell that? Sex and candy?

Your mom is so fat, I do not see how she can possibly wipe effectively.

Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

Why was the Jewish boy afraid of an oven? The last oven malfunctioned and killed his father.

Why did Rainey fall off the swing? She had no hair.

I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

Man, It's so hot in here that the horses name is friday.

You know whats worse than finding a fly in your soup? 9/11

Q. What do you call a person with no arms, legs, torso, or head? A. A mutilated corpse.

the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

What did Grandma Sally give Little Timmy for Christmas? Herpes

Why did the TV not turn off? You need to use a remote.

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

Why did the blonde lose her job as a teacher? Because she was in a sudden and violent car crash in which she died a slow agonizing death.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, STDs are contagious. Careful who you screw!

why did the chicken cross the road who's there and the man died of cancer congradulations! your preganant

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