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Three men walk into a bar. They order drinks. This joke isn't funny.

What's black and white and red all over? Half of a zebra.

What did the drug addict say to the doctor? I am a drug addict and am in need of help and rehabilitation.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police The police who? Sir, your wife is dead.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

What is blue and rolls ? A blue, rolling thing.

The seven dwarves sat around the house feeling Grumpy, so Grumpy left.

What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

Nero, I have 30 million dollars left, lets split them and leave ground zero behind us, I know it would make me happy to share them with you.

Roses are red. I have OCD. That rose IS red right.. Let me check again.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men jump out, and the plane crashes anyway.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

I have read the terms and conditions

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

Did you hear the one about the deaf guy and the rhinoceros? Neither did he.

Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

What did the bartender say to the upset horse? GET OUT OF MY BAR!!!

Listen Erron, what`s wrong? I would have told you to go fuck yourself if it where not for the fact that AzureDragon just left for the cafeteria and is nowhere to be seen.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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