- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato!!

Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

Why did the little girlbnot wake up? Because her mother smothered her in her sleep.

Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

Womens Rights. Excist in nearly every country on Earth today.

What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead.

If your name is coincidentally stated in this text, you will have to pay 200 of your country's currency to the person nearest to you whose first name starts with the letter G. Dexter / Ryan That is all....

Stevan Hawkings walked into a bar. Ohh shit :/

Why didn't the teenager go to high school? He was murdered

Roses are red violets are blue I fucked your mom now im about to fuck you to.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He simply lost grip of the cone and it fell out of his hand

Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

Why wasn't Susie happy? because she was raped by her grandfather.

What's more fun then spinning a dead baby around on a clothesline at 50 miles an hour? Stopping it with a shovel.

Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

Knock knock I need to either stop masturbating or answer the door He's probably masturbating. Who's there? The other guy left. The end.

How many dead babies can you fit a bathtub??? It depends on how you slice them!

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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