- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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NO IT IS MINE! ALL MINE!

I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

Why is a cookie like a jellyfish? Because it has no bones. (Contributed by my 4-year old boy)

a man walks into a bar, he tells the bartender "im not a part of this SYSTEM"

In my eyes Nero, you are much like a philosopher, the kind which are mocked while they live, and then a couple thousands years later, are recognized as the most intelligent beings of their time.

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

Why was the trash man feeling sad about his life? Because he had a mild case of depression to which his doctor recommended taking antidepressant pills.

a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

How many police does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they all beat the room for being black.

What's faster, a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't so much cross the road as he did go down the road, to the supermarket, where he was sold to a family of 5, and taken down yet another road to the family's house, where they enjoyed a nice family dinner.

Why doesn't your dad want to have sex with your mom? Because my penis is already in her vagina, thus your dad's inability to place his penis in her vagina.

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender New Doritos Dip

Why couldn't the boy talk? He drowned.

Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mustang? I don't have a Mustang in my garrage.

why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

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