- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

What is worse than getting stung by 1,000 bees? Getting stung by 1,001 bees.

What did the audience watching inception say at the end ................ WAT THE FUK

What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

Why wasn't Susie happy? because she was raped by her grandfather.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

Knock knock I need to either stop masturbating or answer the door He's probably masturbating. Who's there? The other guy left. The end.

Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead.

Roses are red violets are blue I fucked your mom now im about to fuck you to.

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

What's big and black? An ant i lied about in being big

Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

A man walks into an illegal brothel. He is a cop. He takes them back to the police station and questions them in a completely asexual manner.

What rhymes with turtle? RAPE

i saw amango it splootered

what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

yo mama is so old, so old that she was given senior citizen discount at the restaurant.

Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

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