Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

I just got robbed by an invisible man!!!!

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

Women's rights.

There is no I in Pie except for the I

What's the difference between a jew and pizza? A Jew is human and pizza is food.

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

Caller:Hello, is this Smellma Pitts Answer: Why yes

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

person 1:hello person 2:hello person 1:do you want to hear a joke ? person 2:yes person 1:good bye person 2:good bye

What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

Once, I went to Peru.

I am hot he is not can you beleive it I got shot

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What is brown, creamy, and tastes like gravy? gravy.

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