Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

what is big round and fat? Your MOM

*Knock knock* "Who's there?" "Would you mind turning your music down a bit please? I have reports to write."

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

What is similar about a white person and a white fence? Mexicans jump them.

What is the difference between an empty bucket and a bucket of water? The Water.

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

Why did helen kellers dog committ suicide? You would to if you had massive clinical depression.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal

an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

a horse walks into a bar, hours later it walks out on two legs and the man who saw it all happen couldn't believe his eyes. The man then turns to the bartender and says, "I theenk eye've had enuf, Cut me hoff!"

What's brown an sticky Shit

Which disney princess always stays old? Snow White

Two guys walk into a bar. But the third one was a duck.

Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you suck your own dick.

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

A: Doctor doctor help me! B: Sorry, I'm not actually a doctor, stop calling me that!

knock knock Whos there? (the boy who knocked proceeds to run away with laughter)

What did the coney say to the hotdog? At least i kill people.

what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication.

If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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