- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

A house comes around the corner.

What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

What did the guy day to the other guy with an afro on his head? You look like a guy with an afro on his head.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rocky was chasing him

An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

What disease did Harry Styles get? 1Infection! (if you don't know, Harry Styles is 1direction's manager)

Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

Knock, Knock... Whose there? No one... you have no friends.

What did the black man get his mom for Mother's Day? Some jewelry and a very nice card.

Q:What does a wheel a triangle and a circle all have in common A:There all round, I lied about the triangle.

Pickle

Yo momma so stupid, she's stupider than this joke.

What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

Want to hear a joke? Obama

I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

Why did the two black men break into a bank with guns? It was being robbed by a white man and they were police officers.

What do you call a Mexican without any arms or legs? A bean.

A man was late for work, he came to a stop for his third red light. He stopped and waited for the red light to turn green then continued on his way to work.

Why did the boy fail his final? His severe depression and progressive detachment from reality caused him to hang himself the night before

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs water skiing? An anchor

How do you kill a baby? You take a gun and shoot it.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

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