Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

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What is worse than getting hit by a bus? 9/11

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What do lazy asses get for Christmas? Fat

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Black people in Camden NJ.

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Cliterus

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why did the the frog cross the road? because he was on the chickens back

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Q.what happens if a fat man see's a black man? A. the fat man eats the black man thinking that he was chocolate

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Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

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whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

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so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

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What did the bartender say to the upset horse? GET OUT OF MY BAR!!!

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What's worse then getting socks on Christmas? Being murdered by a bear.

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So a man and a woman are siting at the same park table Woman: sir are you touching my leg erotically Man: No mam for you see I am a parapaligec

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How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

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Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

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Q: Why do black people like fried chicken? A: Because it tastes delicious!

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How did the woman get pregnant? She was thrown into a pool filled with semen.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

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Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

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Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

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What did the wife get her husband after they had intercourse? A sandwich, because she loved him and knew he was hungry.

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Okay.

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Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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