- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do alcoholics use brown bags? Because they are ashamed of what they have become and seek to repress their guilt by entering into denial.

what will you never loose if you play world of warcraft your verginity

What do you call an Aboriginal in a yellow sleeping bag? An organised man, ready for the harsh winter ahead.

what did the kid with no legs gat for her birthday? A soccer ball! I feel bad for this young girl.

Who the heck do you think you are?! Ally...duh

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Susie.????

Q: What did blue say to red? A: Let's make some purple

What did the clock say to the book? I have no batteries.

your skull would make a nice pen holder

Midgets' mouths are perfect height for, kissing other midgets.

What's the color of the sky when an airplane takes off? Blue. What are you, stupid?

What do you call a dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him he ain't gonna come.

Whats the difference between anti-jokes and regular jokes? A Fridge full of dead babies being thrown at a black man with no arms or legs swinging from a tree.

What's the difference between a lesbian and a Pringle ? One is a snack cracker, the other is a crack snacker.

Roses are red, and violets are freakin violet. Not blue.

why was Lucy fat? Her BMI was over the recommended average.

A man walks into a bar a browning automatic rifle, it accidentally fires hitting the main artery in his neck and he promptly bleeds to death.

why was sally the best at hid and go seek they couldn't find her body

How long does it take to paint a house with babies? It matters how hard you throw them.

How do you make a 4 year old cry? You tell him all his family died in a horrible plane crash.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? Sara had no arms! Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sara!

How do you make a baby cry? You throw bricks at its face.

Why could'nt Susie talk? The mafia cut out her tounge

a brick cheats on another brick the brick finds out and dose nothing because it is a brick

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