Why do you want to know? And what did the censor get? Okay okay you are not boring nor stale nor anything, please increase the effect of this thing, its not working very well when I try to.

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A boy walks into his friend's house for a party. While he waits for his friends to return from the bar he realizes there are many people waiting in different lines for various kinds of drinks. After his friends return he decides he does not want any of the carbonated drinks they had ordered, instead he chooses to wait in the fruit punch line. There is no punch line.

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Homeless man....it's what's for dinner!

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What Do You Call A Black Guy Surrounded By Nine White Guys With Bats? Jackie Robinson.

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What was the strangest part about meeting a girl called Suzie? She had arms.

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whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

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roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

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Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

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Q: What did they call the dude who was stuck on a deserted island? A: Incontinent.

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WTF THINKING: "If you are going trough hell go back to where the path to hell began just get the fuck out of there you stupid dumbass muddaf0cker" "If you feel life is pushing you five steps back for each one you go forward, just turn your fucking back to your goal and you will get there in no time" "Never ever ever ever ever give up" -Fucking inspiring when you just give up after a certain number of "evers" "IT IS BETTER TO REIGN IN HEAVEN THAN TO SERVE IN HEAVEN!" "I forgot the rest" Nero the ONLY moralman (Fuck Neronism and they copying my shit, I am the only psychopath animal theRAPIST in town! (Female animals only, you think I am a pervert or something? Be ashamed you perverted deviant!)

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What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

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why couldn't jonny ride on a swing? he had no arms or legs why didn't jonny have any arms or legs? he's a potato!

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How do you kill a deer? You don't, you just let it be because that's what a decent human being would do.

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Person1: Have you heard about the girraffe who doesn't eat Georgia peaches? Person2: yes. Person1: Oh, never mind then.

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In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

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What is big, long, hot, and firm? An erection due to the arousal of a woman's sex appeal.

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Several ways to annoy people: Grab the end of their shirt to blow your nose Try to shove a bowling ball down there throat Try to sell them a broom and vacuum Try to eat their babies paint their toe Nibble their ankles Ask if you can babysit their crystal and if they say no start whining Carry around your chicken and ask if they want a nugget

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What's funnier A Ginger or a fat kid A fat ass ginger

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Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

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Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

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what porn does a nugget watch nugget porn.

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What's black and white and red all over? The dead kitten on the road.

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As we had been trying for some months now, I called my wife to ask her the result of her pregnancy test. A stranger answered and promptly told me she was killed in a car crash.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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