- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big, hard, in the water, and isolated? Shutter Island

What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

What's green and fuzy and could kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

What do you call a fat priest? Obese

Turn your Caps Lock off, people think you're yelling at them, Stephen Hawking.

What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

What's worse than speaking to a Russian bear? Gettting mauled and eaten by one.

What's funnier than a dead baby? -A dead baby sitting next to a kid with Down Syndrome.

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What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

Why did the dog bark? Because he wanted to.

if a fat guy in a red suit comes into your house on christmas. its not santa your about to get raped from chewy(:

what is the diference between my left tit and my right tit .... my right one was cut off because of breast cancer

why did the owner of Google decide to name the company "Google"? google it..

What's the difference between a Chinese guy and a bucket of fried chicken? There are numerous differences.

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