Yo mama so stupid, she waited for the stop sign to say go

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what is the coolest thing in the world? hashtag swagbag yolo

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Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

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Roses are blue Violets are red This isn't humor The Hell's wrong with you?

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why did Sallt fall off the swings? she had no arms knock knock who's there not Sally

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

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What's 9+10? 19

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

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Roses are blurry so is everything else I need glasses

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Cheetahs run at an alarmingly fast rate for short periods of time. Until I shoot them with harpoons.

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Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

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What's 9+10 Ebola

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What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

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If life gives you lemons, You have a problem and you might need medicine.

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Your mama so fat that when she cut herself gravey came out and we drank it too!

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What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says what will it be? The duck replies "lemonade!"

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What did the flower say to it's friends? I want to kill a Christmas tree.

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What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

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Why did the man yell at his wall? Because it jumped out and scared him when he walked past

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what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

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Why was the black man holding the knife in such a particular manner? Because he was getting dinner ready for his family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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