A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch!"

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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Whats brown and sticky? Poop on a warm summers night.

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Women's rights.

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Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

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Why does the cow have spots? Because it was born that way

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What's the difference between 10,000 dead babies and a Farari? I don't have a Farari in my garage.

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A man gets shot in the balls by a huge swarm of bees HE IS VERY NICE AND FILLED WITH RICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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So a guy walked into the doctors and said, "It hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor said, "Well don't poke your leg like that."

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What is shit? It's Deshitified already.

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A man walks into a bar. On the way home, he is driving, careers off the road and crashes. Lesson here. Don't walk into poles

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Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

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a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

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HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

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What did the black man say to the fat Irish lady? Hi.

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Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

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What did a pornstar say when she heard hard banging from the front door? Come inside.

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A priest a rabbi and the dalai lama walk into a bar. They decided to order the hotwings...... Why do u care??? : )

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why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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What did the plane say to the twin towers? Boom

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oh hey.

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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roses are red violets are blue do i care? no.

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This is my favorite antijoke.

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