What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

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what do you call a redneck virgin? a seven year old that can run faster than her brothers.

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How do you tell the difference between a politician and a reindeer? A politician is an employee who works under a strict firm of a government department while a reindeer is a large, grazing ungulate in the family Cervidae that is native to subarctic polar regions of North America.

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What do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

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knock knock Dave's not here.

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What are annoying? Ads.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? A one-way ticket to Hell for messing with God's creations, you heathen!

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How do you get your sister to stop wearing your underwear? Throw up on her.

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A Muslim gets off his plane from Saudi Arabia to New York and walks to customs where a TSA agent asks him "what is you business in America?" The Muslim responds "I am here for a vacation". He walks on, and returns home 10 days later.

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You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? One has a slightly darker skin complexion

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What does an Asian person with 3 eyes have? A birth defect.

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What happened to the man who grew into the couch? He was surgically removed and forced to exercise daily. He is feeling much better now.

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How do you know you're crazy? Consult the pink pheasent to your left

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whats brown and has a head? A: my penis

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John walked up to his dad one morning and shouted, "Dad, it's my birthday!" Dad said, "Cool, how old are you?" John says, "I'm seven!" Dad tells him to go downstairs and tell his grandpa. John runs down and says, "Grandpa, it's my birthday, guess how old I am!" Grandpa sticks his hand in John's pants and sticks his thumb into his anus. As he pulls his hand out, he pinches his penis. Grandpa says, "You're seven." John says, "How did you know?" Grandpa says, "I heard you tell your dad upstairs."

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My neighbours found out this morning that I'm a serial killer. Knock knock [L]

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Why was little Bobby Smith crying on Christmas day? Because the doctor diagnosed him with terminal cancer.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would too if your name was Gnrwhaf

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why did the baby fall down the stairs? i pushed it.

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I drove my Chevy to the levy. It was dry.

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Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? Neither has he.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A guy in mud.

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a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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