here is a good joke... your moms a bitch END OF STORY!

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TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

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jordan godfrey is good looking lolololol

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What do you do if a bird shuts on your windscreen? A:never take her out again.

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I remember the last words my Grandfather said before he kicked the bucket: "Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

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Why are female badgers more attracted to the smell of cheese than male badgers? I don't know. Ask Bill Snodgrass

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How long was the awkward silence it took to make Justin Bieber? Really long.

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yo mamas so poor she should probably consider finding a job

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What starts with S and end in H-I-T? shit.

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Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

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What did the woman say when the man got her flowers? "Why thank you."

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he is keeping company with a swine, and the muslim feels offended for the poor horse.

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Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

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Want to burn 3000 calories in under 5 MINUTES? Take a store bought pizza and put it in the over for as long as you want. Just watch the calories burn away in a puff of smoke!

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A man walks into the bar and ask the bartender for a shot of vodka. He drinks the vodka.

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yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

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Knock knock. Who's there? Quetzalcoatl. Quetzalcoatl who? Quetzalcóatl, Mayan name Kukulcán, (from Nahuatl quetzalli, “tail feather of the quetzal bird [Pharomachrus mocinno],” and coatl, “snake”), the Feathered Serpent, one of the major deities of the ancient Mexican pantheon. Oh... hi.

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Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she was clumsy. Nevertheless the accident was minor and she did not injure the arms that she had.

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What looks like half a loaf of bread. The other half

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've tested positive for herpes We probably shouldn't have intercourse

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A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, it is impossible for something to be red all over if there is black and white also.

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why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

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