- Anti Joke

Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

Whats the difference between males and females? fe

What did one orphan say to the other? 'Robin get in the car!'

What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

I forgot how the joke starts but the punchline goes something something something your moms a slut.

A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jim Come on in!

Roses are read violets are blue i ate a fetus now you die to

Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

A man with Tourettes walks into his Daughter's kindergarten classroom. Fortunately, he was able to control himself and refrain from any outbursts of profanity during the visit.

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

why was 6 afraid of 7? because he raped her

Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

PIED NINNY!

Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

How do u know the difference between a adam and rappers you dont they r the same