- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

What is a black, yellow like liquid that contains carbon dioxide, usually kept in a can, and is not coke? Pepsi.

Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

What's worse than being fat? Being gay

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you go into the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

Why did Jimmy drop his Ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

How do you get a drummer off your doorstep? Ask politely.

girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

Like this if you have a big diick like me Dislike if you have a baby diick Ignore if you're a girl and get back in the kitchen

Penis

What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

Anti pick up line: Boy: If I could re arrange the letters I would put U and I together. Girl: Oh really because if I could rearrange the letters I would put F and U together By Adam Chebali

What's big and purple? Barney

A blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who hits the ground first? The one that jumped first

what did the rapist say to the girl? get in the van

Why Did The Man Fall Off His Motorcycle? Because he hit a bus.

I work at jcpenny

how many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one................ standing on a pile of dead babies.

what do you call a professional gamer Their name

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse responds "I have cancer"

What did the friend say to the other friend? A. Hi friend.

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