Why did the cookie go to the doctor? To get his chemotherapy

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse responds "I have cancer"

what do you call a professional gamer Their name

Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

Anti pick up line: Boy: If I could re arrange the letters I would put U and I together. Girl: Oh really because if I could rearrange the letters I would put F and U together By Adam Chebali

Why Did The Man Fall Off His Motorcycle? Because he hit a bus.

Q: What would George Washinton do if he was alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

Penis

what did the rapist say to the girl? get in the van

Why you don't laught when you see a black guy on a scooter? Because it could be your.

How do you know a black person is in your house? You see him in your house.

How many babies can you fit on a ferris wheel? None, babies aren't allowed to ride

What did the father give to his daughter? AIDS.

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

A bus with 12 black guys is driven off a cliff. What is the sad part of this story? ... Our beloved president was not involved.

What do a plum and a bunny have in common? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

What do you call a person in a morgue? Dead.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

one of my friends died of heartburn today :( i cant believe gav is gone

I asked her where you were.

A gay man walks down a street before being stabbed to death by a homophobe.

I get more excited then my dog when I give her a treat

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...