- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a cat that gets pushed into the pool? Angry as hell.

Simba was moving slow,so I told him to MUFASA!!!

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

Q: Knock Knock!?! A: Lettem' in!!!!

How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

what do you call a kid named kid. kid

What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Jokes about the Holocaust

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

Q. Whats the diffrence between a squirl and a chipmunk? A. A squirl has a squirl mom and a squirl dad while a chipmunk has a chipmunk mom and a chipmunk dad.

Why did the girls hair catch on fire her neighbor bullied her

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

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Why couldn't the dwarf mother reach for the top shelf? Her height was at a mini-mum.

Knock knock. ... There was no reply because the resident was on holiday.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

Q: Why did the kid get Christman presents in August? A: Because it was cheaper than chemotherapy.

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