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why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

What did the unicorn eat for a snack? Nothing. Unicorns are a majestic fiction animal.

How do you make a plumber cry? Murder his family.

What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

Why did Chuck Norris fall of the cliff? Because he was pushed.

I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

Who invented apple? God

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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