Why didn't Johnny have any food left? Because he ate it all.

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Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

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What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

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RACIST JOKE: how to start a footrace in ghana role a donut down a hill

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Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

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What do an owl and a squirrel have in common? They can both fly! Except for the squirrel.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet You have pancreatic cancer

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Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

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Yo momma so fat her pancreas doesn't work anymore.

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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what do you call a rich, gay guy from Florida? Iron man

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What smells like death and makes kids cry? Dead animal

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What's better than eating an orange? Anal sex with Kim Kardashian.

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Why didn't the priest move in with the two rabbi? Because having three adults between the ages of 18 and 65 occupying the dwelling would have violated their insurance policy.

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Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

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A 3 year old child walks into his parents having intercorce the child asked "mommy what were you and daddy doing" she says "sex" the child was scarred for life.

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What did the woman get for her 18th birthday? Stabbed to death.

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What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

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Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

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What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

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A white man got injected by Heroin at a party and got instantly addicted.

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A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

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Roses are Red. Violets are blue. I took a shit on your wife's face last night.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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