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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "James" "James who?" "What the heck?You forgot me already?Its your bestfriend dude.Now let me in." ~Lil

What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

1: Knock Knock. 2: Who's there? 1: To. 2: To Who? 1: To whom.

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

Which way do 4 gay guys walk South then past the milkbar then around the corner

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

How do you get a baby to start crying? Drop a brick on it. How do you get it to stop crying? Drop two bricks on it.

Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

What do you call a kid with an eye-patch and a speech impediment? Names.

Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

Man sees a hot girl. The hot girl sees him. The man asks her out on a date. After five years of dating he asks for her hand in marriage. She says "No way, I'm married you horror!!!" The man cries and moves in with his mom... Two days later he commits suicide.

How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

Why did the tortoise cross the road? To get to the other side.

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profits evenly.

Q. What is Black, White, and Red all over?? A. A girl just having sex and her Cherry broke all over your dick..

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

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