whats worse than nailing 8 babies to 8 trees? nailing 1 baby to 8 trees.

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How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

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What did god say when a black person was born? Damn I burnt one

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What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, the holocaust didn't actually happen, besides I hate jews

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What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

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what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

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A man with his masters degree, has a great job, and gets good money. Has a wife and kids. He is very successful.

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay

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Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

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That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

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A donkey looks at a goat. The goat walks away.

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What did the horse say to the farmer who tried to feed him hay soup? I don't like that.

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I used to have a shirt just like yours, except it was green. And it was a bicycle.

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Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

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Guess what What

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Why Did the man Commit suicide? His body used cellular respiration to make ATP (A form of energy) and his body used it to send electrical signals to his index finger to pull the trigger on his .357 Magnum, thus putting a bullet through the soft tissue in his brain causing his body to shut down Imediately!

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A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

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LO LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOPLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOO O O O O O O OLO LOL OL O LO LO LO L OL Wasted your time didn't I -All the lol post are by me, LOL GUY.

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Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

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A whore walks in to a bar. She soon finds her John and they leave to his hotel room.

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Yo mamma so black, she uses armor all instead of lotion...

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I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

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What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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