- Anti Joke

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's raape?

A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks, as he saw the first two men previously walking into it, and it looks like it rather hurt.

What do u call a bunch of black dudes burried from their necks down? Afro-turf

What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I was on the other side. And I'm a chick magnet

Why does fowlerville suck cause everyone wishes they were black

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jimmy took a bath with Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown.

I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

Why do people go on this site? They have no friends and no lives.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

An alien, a midget, and a Jew walk into a bar... I forget the rest but your mom's a whore

Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

what is orange? an orange

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

Whats the opposite of purple? Your adopted

How do you make an elephant float? Who cares?