Q: Why do police men keep killing unarmed black men? A: I don't know.

Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

Why did the chicken cross the road? To reach his desired destination.

Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

My wife told me that I should see things from a woman's point of view. So I looked out the kitchen window.

There is a dead guy on the road lying in a puddle of blood with a gunshot wound on his head. What happened? He died

oh whatever donald trump's not going to be president. stop pretending he is

How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny?

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

What did the nazi say to the jew? Nothing, he shot 'em

Why did the black guy buy a bucket of KFC? Because he was hungry

"hey do you know the date" "58"

What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

Erron, who the hell do you work for? I thought we where friends, allies! We have not done anything illegal ever!

What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

What do you call a black doctor? Doctor.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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