why did the geman man hit the jewish man? because the jewish man swung a punch at the german man so it was an act of self defense.

on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

Why did the wheel fall of the car?? Cause you can't fit 10 pancakes inside of a doghouse.

What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

Gretta has five legs? -no

SEX IS LIKE MATH ADD THE BED SUBTRACT THECLOTHES DIVIDE THE LEGS AND PRAY U DONT MULTIPLY!!!!

WHAT? FRIENDS? DID YOU NOT READ MY QUICKFUCK PROFILE? Likes: Orgies. Favorite color: Pussy. Description:Looking for women with vaginas (maybe an asshole is fine too) Please, I am a womanizer, of course we are friends, heck I am even romantic, you know romantic as in... Uh... Well, maybe not my rose bud... (because that did really not appear at the solve media right now)

What two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

i like your face... HAHAHAHAH just kidding you make me want to projectile vomit.

Why did Susie start shaking? She had continuous ceasars

whats black dirty gross and sits on the porch all day? a trash bag

Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

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What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

noah is a scrub jungle

What's old and wrinkly? old people

What Did The Farmer Say When He Lost His Tractor.... "Wheres My Tractor"

Q: what did Timmy get for his 8th birthday A: killed MR

"This is Jesus Christ to Tim Tebow. Please leave me alone. Don't you know that my day off, is Sunday?"

What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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