- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

What do you call it? Whatever it is.

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

what would happen if every overweight person in america jumped at the same time? they would all get a little exercise.

HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

one time when i bought a sonic blast they gave me a regular? size spoon and i was like this is a huge inconvenience.

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

Q: What's the difference between a vampire and a lawyer? A: A lot of things.

why did the mexican stab those people? why? he didn't you racist

How do you scare a black man? You dont

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

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Where did the kittens go on their class filed trip? Nowhere, animals are not permitted to enter a museum unless they are eye seeing dogs helping a person who lacks vision.

whats worse than having no life? having no life and reading internet jokes all day!

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than that? Two dead babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than that? Two dead trees naild to a baby.

Did you hear about the little girl who got a bike for her birthday? Shes dying of Terminal Cancer

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