- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

Whats worse then getting AIDS Math class

You do realize that in my home dimension of earth, I am just lying in the sun, typing on the goddamn laptop right? I mean are you retarded OR SOMETHING? I AM THE GODDAMN MORAL MAN! Moral: Honestly though, If I where like running around shouting this, I... Would begin to get slightly worried...

What did one traffic light say to the other? Nothing, as traffic lights are incapable of thought as they are not living.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

How do you kill a diabetic? Take away their insuline

Jimmy can't drive the tractor. Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he's a patato

Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

I was walking down a railway line the other day... I was fined £1000

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, because if it's black and white, it can't be red.

Your mum's so fat, she attends regular weight loss facilities to lose weight.

XD Thats what I was expecting from you, you do not go down without a bit of struggle and a tussle huh?

Christ is a conspiracy

Kerry Katona becomes independent.

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

What do you call a kid with an eye-patch and a speech impediment? Names.

There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profits evenly.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

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