- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

What really killed Adolf Hitler? The gas bill

Doctor! I have no problems at all! So, uh why are you here? Isnt that freaking weird? Wow, that might be a problem! Puh! I have a problem then. Yeah, goodbye!

What's black, white, and red all over? An African American and Caucasian man painting a house with red paint and accidentally spilling some on themselves

Knock Knock Who's there? Yes.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like pie. I know you do too.

A gay man walks into a pregnant woman

What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

Why did the boy scratch his back? A:because it was itchy.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

Last christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, you're body rejected the transplant and you died.

when you smile the whole world stops and stares for a while because you have one tooth and its half chipped.. and your a black mexican red head.

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

A quadriplegic walked into a bar, and... oh, whoops, nevermind.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a fridge halfway through walking.

Friends are like trampolines, I always wanted a trampoline

Why did the man take off his pants A: because they were uncomfortable to sit in

Q: Why did the boy eat an apple? A: A strong man stuffed it down his throat.

alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

How high is the sky? True or False

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