- Anti Joke

I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

What's worse than hitting your funny bone? Nothing

Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

What do you call a midget cripple with cerebral palsy? Unfortunate

A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

your sister has 1 boob thats funny

Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

Your mom.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What did the man with a colostomy bag say after his home was destroyed in a fire? At least all my shit’s in one place.

A. Ask me if I am a tree B. Are you a tree? A. No idiot

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm an expert on flowers.

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's usually in a good mood.

What did the girl get for her birthday? the Plan B pill

Did you know him? Why the anonymous tip?

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.