- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

A horse walk into a bar. Several people leave, as they recognize the potential danger in the situation.

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

there are 2 muffins in an oven one says "man its hot in here" the other says "shut up i hate this joke"

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

I hate it when I press submit, and I forgot to finish the jo

Why did it rain happiness? The people who wrote the jokes above and below this one exploded.

what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

What's up? Well it all depends on your current position, if you are in the center of the Earth then everything would be up. In space there is no gravity so nothing is up. If you don't understand this the sky is up.

what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

Warning: Legit Joke Below What is the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? Only one can raise a child.

what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the government, your home is being repossessed.

Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Your neighbor. Ok, Come in.

Justin Bieber walks into a bar, has a few drinks, chats with some fans, and leaves. The very next day, Justin Bieber is out buying groceries.

Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

roses are red, violets are blue, get on your knees ho, and stick to me like glue.

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