- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he accidently dropped it.

What is green and fuzzy and when it falls from a tree, your dead? A pool table.

Wanna hear a joke? Your contact list.

Why did the whale rape a guy? He wanted to see what would happen.

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

What do you get when you cross an own and a bungee cord? My ass

Why did the monkey fall out the tree? Cause its dead!

What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

Why did Jimmy drop his Ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

yo mamas so fat whenever she wears a pink bathing suit people say "look at that fat lady wearing a pink bathing suit!

What's the difference between a black businessman and a white businessman? Their skin colour.

WHAT DO U CALL GINGERS GABRIELLA

A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

what's the difference between two pieces of bacon and a blond girl? The blond girl is a human and it's against the law to eat her.

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

What do u call a gay dinosaur Tyran a sore arse

Justin Bieber.

There are 2 men are standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is named Peter

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