how many dumbasses does it take to make a kushagra

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Why did Michael dye. Because he was dyslexic and a plain fell on his noggin.

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How do you remind your kids of family? You brand them with the family crest.

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Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

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What has seven legs and cant walk? A paraplegic, and I lied about five of those legs.

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What did the customer say to the waitier? "I think I'll have the special."

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How many people buried in a cemetery are dead? All of them.

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knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

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What color was the black guy's skin? Brown

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Yo mama got so bad teeth her dentist said she should get them surgicly removed and get lifelike dentures

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What happened when the black man and the white woman mated? Nothing. The man was infertile.

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Why did the Mexican jump the border? Because his mom told him the grass was always greener on the other side... She lied.

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What did the bartender say when the black man walked into the bar? Hello, what would you like to drink?

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quinn knows four other quinns but he ruined my life so he tells me to stop because im ruining this website but i disagree and now he is trying to tell me a joke and im not listening he is still trying but i don't care because i hate him,

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what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer

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Want to hear a joke You're Adopted

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Q: Why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: What to year old WOULDN'T?

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How much dub could a dubstep dub if a dubstep could step dub?

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An incoming freshman introduces himself to his Ethics professor by saying, "What's up?" To which the professor responds, "You should never end a sentence with a preposition." The freshman, who is both clever and witty, quickly responds to his future Professor, saying: "Professor, I practice linguistic description, such that I observe language objectively in a way that does not adhere strictly to grammatical and syntactic dogma". The professor, surprised by the student's philosophical disposition, engages the student in a highly constructive dialogue about the philosophy of language, from which both the student and teacher learn more about each other and themselves.

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You know what it means when a priest lays his watch down on a podium? Absolutely nothing

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A. Where was Sally during the boston marathon bombing? Q. Everywhere. www.facebook.com/wowedgy

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A jew is a person contending to the faith of Judaism, and a pizza is an Italian flat normally round or square baked good consisting of dough, tomato sauce, cheese and various spices, and is sometimes enjoyed with toppings such as meat or vegetables

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What do you call a large group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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