What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

A man walks into a bar, it's funny because he is an alcholholic

Hitler walks into a temple..... Oh wait he died

Who is Dank? A: Billal

So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

Fine, ladies first.

what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

Mail Man: *Knocks on door* Guy & Girl: WHAT?! *laughing* Mail Man: Mail! Guy & Girl: Hold on she is almost done with the whip cream.

A Penguin walk into a bar and asks "Have you seen my brother?" And the bartender replies "What does he look like?"

Then none of us want to be right.

Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla chips.

A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

What's worse than finding a worm on your apple? Trench foot on your eyebrow.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah!

why did the little girl fall off the swing? she was a double amputee.

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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