- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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my mom texted me telling me that my dog died... then she texted me the letters LOL... i texted back asking wat was funny!? she thought it ment 'lots of love' :p

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

What did the serial killer do when his check bounced? He promptly deposited more money into his account.

Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

I like trees. Trees hate you. Bye.

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

What do you get when you run from Long Island to New Mexico? Tired.

What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

what has wheels and runs on gas? a car with feet

What do you call a shoe with no laces? Stilettos, sandals, flip flops, slippers, etc...

what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

A student exclaimed "This test is a piece of cake!" He ate it.

Whats worst than being stuck in a cage with one blonde? Being stuck in a cage with four blondes.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

Yo mama is so old, the bone structure of her spine has decayed significantly since she stopped growing and has therefore shrunken in height considerably. Her face and hands have accumulated abundant visual wear; wrinkles, and has arthritis as well.

why did the asian wearing a sombrero buy orange juice at 2am? because hes trying to stay sober and do away with alcohol for good because its ruining his family and he wants to be a good father and husband.

What did the father say to his child Christmas morning? you're adopted

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper... used to clean up a crime scene.

What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

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