funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

Knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me me Oh

1)Roses are red... 2)5 black men... 3)dead babies walk into a large crowded bar before dissolving into oblivion at the literary incongruency 4)of the whole situation.... 5)yes chicken got to the other side BEFORE me #)stupid chicken (aka duck rose man help....)

Wats do you get when you combine a vampire and a ginger? Idk, who would pull that disgusting shit

Q: On a plane, a black man does not grab a bag of peanuts, while everyone else does. Why? A: He has allergies.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A catfish could never pass the LSAT because it is unable to perform high-level critical thinking.

Q:What is harder than nailing ten dead babies to a tree? A:Nailing one dead baby to ten trees.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Orange. Don't be ridiculous. Oranges can't talk.

Your mom is so stupid... She was unable to go to college and therefore was not able to find a good job.

your mom is so fat, she stepped on the scale and said, "I really need to eat better and I'm thinking about getting a gym membership." She did so, and she lost so much weight that all her friends congratulated her everywhere she went, and some didn't even recognize her.

Why was the little boy sad? Because he was raped.

The Minnesota Vikings won a game.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

What did Osama say before he was shot? Nothing, it was a surprise attack.

A man died and went to heaven. Luckily, he was resuscitated by a trained medical professional, and after a stern warning from his doctor, he lost weight, limited the cholesterol in his diet, and went on to live a very happy and healthy life.

What do you call 2 lesbians in a canoe? Fur traders

Rose are red, Violets are blue Your cat is dead Turkey

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "I'm dying of AIDS so I guess I'm feeling a little sorry for myself"

did you know why people keep saying "you know...you know..." in their conversation? well i don't know

What do you call a jew without a nose? A most likely kind and interesting anti- steriotypical person

Q: Whats the difference between porno and your mom? A: I can masturbate to porno

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Slavery.

What type of jobs do black people have? That depends entirely on their qualifications and suitability to the relevant role.

Why did the the dog not eat its food? Because the night before the dog had gotten serious disease and lost appetite

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