- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

I'd really wanted to design a car, and then craft some sort of prototype dream car and concepts but sadly, I can't even draw a straight line.

What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

So I says to the guy "take the money and run." He then takes my money and walks down the street.

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

What is an offensive term to refer to black people who lived in the time of the Flintstones? n*ggers

A black man and a white man are in a car. Which one is driving? A person who is legally allowed and physically capable of operating and automobile.

What do you call a gay black man? Whatever his name happens to be

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

one time when i bought a sonic blast they gave me a regular? size spoon and i was like this is a huge inconvenience.

What do black people and apples have in common? - They both look good hanging from trees.

Whats a blind catholics biggest fear? The priests power of chris compelling him

What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

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If life hands you melons, you might be dyslexic.

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