- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

Why did the woman cross the road? Trick question, she didn't because she was in the kitchen.

What's half of 8? o

A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sara

Why did Timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a brick at him!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, chickens aren't capable of crossing roads without being involved in a car accident.

Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

A racist man walks into an all black church. He has no problem with the people there as he is a black man who hates caucasion people.

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

why doesnt jesus play hockey? he got nailed to the boards

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I got a baseball bat can i talk to you ?

why did the baby die ? he fell down the stairs

What did the gym coach tell his student? Come on! You can do it! Push harder!

What do you call someone who doesn't have a soul? A ginger

A Jewish man and a blonde were in a DIY store, the man buys a box of screws. The woman gets a phone call to find out her son is late for tennis training. She then hangs up the phone and leaves the DIY store with great hast.

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A bleeding penguin.

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

Flawed genetics? I am just sad, but then again I am a crybaby, mind sharing a bit more with me? I mean you wont call me wont you? You are not keeping me a secret from anyone right?

teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

A Penn State administrator walks in to a butt.

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