- Anti Joke

How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

So A guy named Larry walks into a bar and says, Where is your couch?

Why did the chicken have a sore neck? Because the farmer cut the chicken's head off, and the body ran around for three minutes until it finally bled to death.

Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

What did the man with no head say to the women?

What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

Q: Why couldn't Billy breathe? A: Because when the truck ran over him his lungs were crushed.

Why was the Japanese man unable to see? Because it was extremely sunny outside and he had forgotten to wear sunglasses.

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? Cooked until it reaches an internal temperature of 180 degrees Fahrenheit to lower the risk of contracting diseases such as salmonella.

If you took all the veins in your body and laid them end to end, you would die.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

That awkward moment when Amish mingle has a member

What is yellow and can shot? A Banon.

Why did Dr. Phil fall of the swing? He couldn't figure out the couples problem.

What's green, covered in cookie crumbs, and lies in a ditch? A Girl Scout that was hit by a car.

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

Q: What do you call a black man's car being egged? A: A Hate Crime

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet You have pancreatic cancer