What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Hearing the same holocaust joke seventeen times.

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Why couldn't the man walk? He lost his legs when he stepped on a land mine in Afghanistan.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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What happened to the guy that got shot? He fell down

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What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

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What do you call someone who kills a black person? A cop

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knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

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poopy is poopy

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What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

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Justin Beiber

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Whats more sad then four black men in a car driving off a cliff? The man they stolen the car from doesn't have car insurance.

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Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

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What do you call a black stormtrooper. What ever his name happens to be.

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what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

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Did you hear about the constipated mathematician who broke his calculator? He went to the shops and bought some laxatives and a new calculator.

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Tiger woods is a famous golf player and Santa is a fictional old man dressed in red and white who is said to live in Lapland, have an airborne sleigh driven by eight magical reindeer and come down the chimney to fill childrens' stockings on Christmas eve.

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Then that means that, I thought I was working with you? No wonder things did not work out, no wonder jerks like Jonas "the wizard" got inside my team, he was recommended by this "Axel Knight"

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Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

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What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

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What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

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What did the pony say when it lost its voice? Nothing. Ponies are incapable of speech.

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bronson watt walks into a bar.

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What do a squirrel and a grape have in common? They are both purple except for the squirrel.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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