Have you ever seen the movie called "The Tourist"? No

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What's redder than a red apple? 2 red apples

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What did the underaged man say when he walked in the bar? He asked for a Coke.

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Whoever is reading this, I love you and I hope you have a great day.

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Steve Jobs is alive.

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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what's grosser then 1000 babies stapled to a tree?? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees

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Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

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A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar mans asks ''so, what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk.

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Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? black people have more melanin in their skin causing it to pigment and turn black

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A black man walks into a bar and a white man says "we don't allow coloured men in here". the black man sighs and walks out, wondering what he ever did wrong, and makes his way to the liqour store, to buy some beer to drown his sorrows over his mothers death. On the way, a racist white man shoots and kills him. Then, at his funeral, someone makes the joke "Wow, how ironic. The black guy was the victim.."

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What did Stephen Hawking say to a prostitute? Push me, and then just touch me, Till I can get my, Satisfaction.

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Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

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Q. What's yellow and looks like a duck? A. a baby duck

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Why can't Bin laden drive because he's dead

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

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Sharing means caring, Caring is socialism

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How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? You can't

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what did the cripple, the cancer guy, the blonde, and the blackguy have in common they all have no reason to live

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Pianos.

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roses are black violets are black i am blind

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English.It is confused by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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