Why was the kindergartener crying in the corner? His family was poor and his father abused him.

What's funny about anti-jokes? Nothing.

Doctor Doctor I think I'm a dog. Sit down on the couch and tell me about it. Ok.

what is the difference between a picture of brooklyn decker and my grandma....i jack off to the picture of my grandma

Why was the man struck by lightning? Josh Mathai was there.

A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer, then you will die.

What's worse than a necrophobiac in a morgue? A necrophiliac. What's worse than a necrophiliac in a morgue? Seeing your family hacked to death by an evil axe murderer.

Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

Why is the fat kid on the ground crying? Because I hit him with a shovel

Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

What did the white guy say to the two black guys? I like oreos.

Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

...and the rabbit says, "How 'bout that schnitzel!"

Knock knock Who's there? The chicken that crossed the road

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Enough.

whats green and lives in the water

Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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