- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama is so fat, we are all concerned about her weight.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

man:"gullible is written on the celling" boy looks up

How do you tell if a black man is ok? Poke it with a very long pole and keep your distance...

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Mets.

Knock knock who's there? Boo. Boo who? Uh, Boo Johnson, your next door neighbor. Forget it I'll come another day.

how do you get an A in a class? idk never got on.

A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

What did the prison inmate get for Christmas? A warm chair to sit in

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Take a chainsaw and cut the swing in half

People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

What did the mentally retarded man say to the Waiter who brought him his soup? Thanks for bringing me my soup.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

A man walks into a bar. Ow

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the bag.

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