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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A can walks into a bar...HAHAHAHA JK LOL thats not possible! What was I thinking? Silly me! -David Bruggen

An elephant walked into a bar. By bar I mean jungle. Elephants aren't capable of walking into a bar.

Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

What's the quickest way to a person's heart? A knife

your skull would make a nice pen holder

Man: You know what sucks? Other man: What? Man: Diarrhea... Know what's worse? Other man: No, what? Man: The smell.

what types of people have big noses? people whose parents both carried the recesive gene.

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

An Asian person drove home safely.

What would have happend if martin Luther king was white? I don't know he wasn't so it's irrelevant

Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

what did the man say to the other man he bumped into? sorry. and they never saw eachother again

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? the redneck got to him first.

Q. whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A. A jew is a human of the jewish religion, and a pizza is food.

That Rachael chick needs to get back in the kitchen

So an African American man and another man of Hispanic, more specifically Mexico, are riding in the backseat of a car, who's driving? Probably their private chauffeurs, but most definitely not someone related to the Police Department.

Why wouldn't someone want to work in the mining industry? Their dad died in the mines.

Nero, I can barely stay awake, can we chat more later today though? I would really enjoy that, and sleep before that.

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

My mom farted, now it smells, ewe. My mom just took of her shirt, BONER! My, friends mom took off her shirt, now he has a boner. We both have boners, and it smells bad. This is weird, me and my friend are very similar, except my mom farted and his mom did not. Now I hate my mom. UN-BONER!

- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

What's worse than the holocaust? The holocaust was one of the most terrible incidents in history there are very few things worse than.

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