Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

That awkward momment when there is no Candy in the Van... <3

what did the indians give the pilgrims? syphylis

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Why did Obama give a speech? Because he is the president and people look up to him

This isn't funny.

Why did the young boy drop his bus. He was hit by an ice cream.

Why did the man say "huh?" Because he didn't hear what they said.

My mom farted, now it smells, ewe. My mom just took of her shirt, BONER! My, friends mom took off her shirt, now he has a boner. We both have boners, and it smells bad. This is weird, me and my friend are very similar, except my mom farted and his mom did not. Now I hate my mom. UN-BONER!

What's worse than the holocaust? The holocaust was one of the most terrible incidents in history there are very few things worse than.

- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. They were walking and baby tomato starts lagging behind. So the papa tomato stomps on the baby tomato and says nothing because tomatoes can't talk.

A can walks into a bar...HAHAHAHA JK LOL thats not possible! What was I thinking? Silly me! -David Bruggen

I saw a stray dog the other day So I petted it and got on my way.

Roses are gray Vilots are gray im a dog

What do you get a man that has evreything? Aids

An elephant walked into a bar. By bar I mean jungle. Elephants aren't capable of walking into a bar.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Santa stops after 3 hos

Justin Beiber walks into a bar. The bartender does not serve him because he is not the legal drinking age yet.

What's sadder than a lost puppy? A dead puppy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was no traffic for miles and the chicken was in search of basic needs.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley.

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