- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What is black and white and red all over? A multi-racial orphan who has recently suffered a fatal stab wound to a major artery.

A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area. He stops for lunch and heads home.

High enough to know that fucking IQ is a terrible way to measure the total potential of the mind, which is potentially limitless depending on the person`s contact and control over the subconscious state.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sunflowers are yellow, Daises are white.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer murdered his family

Friends are a lot like trees. If you hit them multiple times with an axe, they will fall down.

Why does everyone tell black jokes? Because everyone hates black people.

Q How do you know when a gay walks into a bar A Albert rushes over and starts feeling him up

What did Stephen Hawking say to the prostitute? A several garbled and mostly inaudible comment that she could not understand.

A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

So this chick meets a guy at a bar. They never greet each other and the drive home sober.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because goats lay eggs.

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

What was the fly doing in the soup? Nothing, the guy ordered pizza.

Why did David go swimming? Pink sock.

What happened when the Irish ran out of potatoes? Millions starved.

Curiosity killed the cat, Oh wait, I thought the dog did.

What do you call a bear. Rob.

Bob Saget that is all

Why was the young girl sad? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

Adele Gordon walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' Because she is a horse lol.

twenty three roaches walk into a bar. the bar is evacuated due to insects.

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