- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm sorry to say it but i hate you

Why did moral man lose his superpowers? Because he read the pointless superpowers section and realized its pointless... Moral: yeah this is my power... :(

two men are standing on a roof. Man #1: do you want me to push you off a roof? Man #2: No.

You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

womens rights

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

what's funnier then 15? definitely not 14

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, there is no reason for a chicken to need to cross a road.

What's black and breaks your stove when falling from a tree? Your stove

Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

A dog walks into a forest and sees a whale. The dog asks "aren't you supposed to be in the ocean?" The whale replies, "yes."

I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? 'Where's my tractor?'

Hey Lady Gaga, Madonna called, she wants her clothes back; she lend them to you weeks ago for a concert because you didn't have anything to wear and you haven't returned them yet.

Roses are red Violets are blue Lemons are yellow

Yo Momma So Fat!

What did the blonde order in the restaurant? A cup of coffee.

You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

A Stoner sees a bag of chips.

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