- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

Perverted man: Nice bum where u from Hot ladie with the nice bum: Boston Mass so kiss my ASS

Why wasn't Susie happy? because she was raped by her grandfather.

your moms so fat that she had to buy bigger cloths, her husband left her, she became a druggie and died alone.

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

What happened when the chicken got to the other side of the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and my cousins? Nothing.

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

What does it mean if you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars? You both have five dollars

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

what is the ??? crust^2 + Cool Whip

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

Guys are like a sax. If no sound comes out, you're probably not blowing hard enough.

What do u call a gay dinosaur Tyran a sore arse

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

If a tree falls in the forrest and a women hears it does it make a sound? Why is there a tree in the kitchen.

Roses are Red, uh..uh..ahhhhh oh shit I just came that curse is true

how do u talk to a person you like go up and talk to them

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