- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i bought a sock i wore it i bought a fish i killed it i bought a human i ate it IM A CANNIBAL

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the turkey was in the oven and all the farm animals thought the chicken could run the errands in his place just fine.

Q: What do you get when you mix root beer with a cloud? A: Nothing, you idiot.

So there were these two ovens in a muffin. One oven said "Holy fuck it's muffiny in here." The other oven said "Holy fuck a talking oven!"

Have you seen the blind man's new house? No. Neither has he.

TIMMY

roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

Q: how many babies does it take to paint a house red? A: It Depends on how hard you throw them

How do you make a pool table laugh? You cant it is'nt a living thing which means emotions.

Wanna hear a riddle? Womens rights

Q. What do you call a person with no arms, legs, torso, or head? A. A mutilated corpse.

ARGH! LADY THAT SNAKE BIT MY PECKER! YOU HAVE TO SUCK THE POISON OUT NOW! OMG SURE, err...Meh, thats not a poisonous snake... Oh... dammit! I mean phew! Ouch ouch ouch!

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

The Chicken was crossing the road one afternoon, he was fined by a police officer for J walking He made it to the other side.

Why did the big refrigerator fall down the cheese Because i licked my own ear and it got scared and cheese for no raiSOnsD

Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

What did Tarzan say to the elephant?... "Hi elephant." A few weeks later, the elephant had grown a mustache and gotten a pair of sunglasses. What did Tarzan say to him then?... Nothing, he didn't recognize him.

How do you starve a zombie? You dont, they are allready dead.

why did suzy get hit by the bus because she got dumped into the road and she had no legs

roses are red, violets are blue, i have alzheimers, cheese on toast.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

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