- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

Why was the Mexican lucky to have a job? Due to the failing economy, lack of available jobs, and amount of people getting laid off, it was considered lucky to have a job.

two friends are hanging out, one says to the other "whats 5 plus 5" the other says, "you know i didnt finish school and i dont appriceate you making fun of me" the other boy looks away and walks off

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

what do you call 3 mexicans in the back of a car? Carpooling to work to save on gas.

"I saw daddy with mommy last night. I think he was stealing my milk."

why are anti jokes so funny? cuz u pobably just laughed at this one.

How do you make a clown happy then sad? You give him pot then shoot him in the foot

Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

Q: What did the ant say to the bush? A: Ernest Borgnine

Why did Sarah fall off the swing. I don't know. Why? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

What do call a man with no arms or no legs that sits on the couch? Grandpa after his amputations.

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? A fat kid sitting on you

Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

Why did the man yell at his wall? Because it jumped out and scared him when he walked past

Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut, you ***ing racist.

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

How did john walk on the sun? We don't know, he probably burned to death before getting close.

Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

A Jewish man and a blonde were in a DIY store, the man buys a box of screws. The woman gets a phone call to find out her son is late for tennis training. She then hangs up the phone and leaves the DIY store with great hast.

what did the man do when he fell off the top of a building? Nothing He DIED!!!!!!

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