- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's worse than pie? alot of things.

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

Why was the white man's girlfriend a whore? Because she engaged in sexual relations with a multitude of other men.

whats worse than a paper cut? getting your head chopped off

Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

What do u call a cripple Biv

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

whats the diffrence between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

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Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Jay-Z

A black man and a muslim enter a bar. The Black man pulls out a gun in an attempt to commit a robbery, however the muslim opened his jacket, screamed "Allah Akkbar" and blew himself up. Everyone died.

Why didn't the baby come to daycare? Because his mother got killed by spongebob

Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

Why is it stupid to call your son Bethany? It is commonly a girl's name.

Why does the Gay guy have a bell on his bike? Because its the only way his blind dog can follow him.

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

Q) What did the Irishman get for his birthday? A) Drunk

"My father walked out on me." "Oh that's strange because I saw him yesterday and he had no legs."

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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