- Anti Joke

When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

The first cow: are you worried about mad cow disease? the second cow: no, im a helicopter

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

two kids see a girl naked in the woods They walk away promptly to their homes and tell their mothers.

What did the Apple Tree say to the Oak Tree? Nothing.

Why was Dr Who unable to travel back in time using the TARDIS? Because it's just a television prop. It isn't a real time machine.

What's big, red and delicious? A prune. I lied about it being big, red and delicious.

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

There was a Jewish man and a German man why was it akward? Because one of them farted

What has got 56 eyes, 1 leg and 3 arms ? I don't know but that's right behind you.

Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

Roses are red, Violets are blue. sama bin laden, is coming for you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

Y did the boy fall down the stairs???? He was In a wheel chair

life is like a box of chocolates........no it's not

why was the cat black it was a black cat

roses are red violets are blue i'm allergic to pollen achoo

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? The bench can support a family!

An ant walks into a bar. Nobody Notices...

Why did the cop hate black people? He was a racist.