Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

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What do you call a baby with a shadow? A shadow-baby!

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

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What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

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2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

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How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

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A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

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Q. How do you make time fly? A. It is highly impossible to make time fly for there is 24 hours in a day, 60 minutes in an hour, and 60 seconds in a minute so therefore the time flows how it should and we do not have such power to do it even though many people claim they do when they know they really don't

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What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

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Whats the difference between a cow and another cow Help my dogs eating me

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A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

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What ended in the year 1970? 1969

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Q. Whats Red and yellow and has braces? A.Pierre-Louis

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What is black and white and red all over? Black people in a blender. I lied about the white

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Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

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My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

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Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, I do not stand for them.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

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Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Children Protective Services. Your kids are dead.

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A man walks into a bar. Itwas an metal bar so the man was hurt.

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How Many Blind People Does It Take To Solve A Rubiks Cube? None Their Blind

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Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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